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apply. The

6:02

same thing as anyone else, David. We're

6:04

doing the best we can. You left

6:07

everyone in your life behind. It

6:13

was different with each of us. Lafe

6:17

was on the run. Ava

6:19

was on a mission. For

6:22

me, my parents were gone. The

6:26

only real friends I had were Caesar and his family, but

6:29

I was kind of the weird lady who came over to the

6:31

house every once in a while. The

6:34

kids would show you how their video

6:36

games worked, and the tiny ones

6:38

would want you to read a story. It

6:41

was nice, but you're on the outside of

6:43

it. Kind of a third wheel.

6:47

All my other friends... I

6:50

started to not understand them when they

6:52

talked. They would talk about dating apps

6:55

and getting married, and moving up in

6:57

their career at, I don't know, a

6:59

shipping warehouse. It

7:02

was all getting really

7:04

foreign to me really fast. And

7:09

then there was this place. I'll

7:14

admit, I thought I was just going to

7:16

see some cool stuff and meet some aliens,

7:20

but I've had to fight an

7:22

evil empire and slay a space

7:24

goddess, among other things. But

7:27

somehow that's not foreign to me. I

7:30

understand it. How could that not be

7:32

foreign to you? Inside

7:38

you right now, there is the

7:40

purest part of you, the

7:42

essence of who you are. When

7:46

you're in touch with that part of you, when

7:49

you're using it, you can feel it.

7:53

I hadn't felt that before. I

7:56

think if you're lucky enough to feel that, you

7:58

should stick with it. No

8:01

matter what. But

8:03

your dad. Your

8:06

dad just came in to use the

8:08

phone. How

8:13

do you know what this gigantic monster is? Well,

8:16

it's not a monster, David. It's

8:18

just a really, really big guy.

8:21

They're harmless for the most part, but if they

8:23

get injured, they can get

8:25

a little rambunctious. When

8:27

we first saw one, there was a village nearby,

8:31

and one of them had a wound on its back,

8:33

so we had to help out

8:35

before it trampled the village. Help

8:38

out how? We

8:40

managed to get up on its back, and we put honey

8:42

on the wound. Honey? It's

8:45

nature's antiseptic, David. Jesus

8:49

fucking Christ. It was a light day.

8:52

I cooked for the whole village afterwards. It

8:56

was kind of normal. Just

8:58

a wounded animal. See,

9:01

it's not that bizarre. What

9:05

is happening down on the street? Umm...

9:12

Okay. It

9:14

looks like the street has become a river. A

9:17

river? Yes. Why?

9:19

Is the street a river? The

9:22

street is a river. Okay.

9:28

The street is a river. Why is the

9:30

street a river? This is a new thing. Ava's

9:32

theory is that because we've been stuck like this

9:35

for several months, that this particular

9:37

universe is having a little temper

9:40

tantrum. What is happening? I know.

9:43

The street is a river, Gloria. Yes. There's

9:45

a four-story monster threatening the Pasadena Playhouse. This is good. Let

9:47

it out. In the span

9:49

of 15 minutes, the whole damn world has

9:51

gone untilt. Right. And the

9:53

government's here? Yeah, it happens sometimes. And Leaf

9:55

has a robot helper? Peter. I

9:58

don't care what his name is. Okay,

10:00

what the fuck I know Okay,

10:05

take your time don't freak out

10:08

I mean freak out that's fine, but

10:12

What's the real thing that's going on? The

10:16

real thing is Something

10:18

happened to your dad and ever

10:21

since then he's been doing the

10:23

best he can sometimes failing sometimes

10:26

succeeding That's all

10:28

he was trying to do with you Just

10:33

stay up here, okay right now. I have

10:36

to go downstairs and somehow prevent a war

10:38

between life and the United States government Agent

10:45

Perino, how are you

10:47

doing over there? Looks

10:50

like the street is a river now. Did

10:52

you bring your trunks? Hey

10:59

easy with the M word there buddy

11:02

the mungo isn't a monster It's

11:05

just a plant eating megafauna going about

11:07

its day I'm

11:09

sure you look like a monster to it. No,

11:12

not really. In fact, it probably doesn't notice you

11:14

at all Hey

11:21

I'm an impressive guy, but I

11:23

can't suddenly make a river appear

11:25

actually Right. Okay. Yes.

11:27

I did do that once I

11:30

did flood a city to rob a bank, but that

11:32

was a long time ago. I Don't

11:35

do that sort of thing anymore. What

11:37

life hey a word. What's up? What's

11:40

up? Look I didn't have a choice safe Considering

11:43

our current situation. Maybe just give him the

11:45

robot would have been the best choice I'm

11:48

not giving him the robot you can make

11:50

another robot Do you have any idea what

11:52

they were going to use him for? Lafe

11:54

the last time we faced off with the

11:57

government we had the benefit of no we'd

11:59

be gone in 12 hours. We

12:03

don't have that benefit anymore.

12:06

I can get us out of this. How? I

12:09

don't know. I just need

12:12

some time. Lafe, the world is literally

12:14

unraveling and you've decided to add grudge

12:16

match with the US government to the

12:18

top of the Sunday? Hey, at least

12:21

you're not arguing with food vendors anymore.

12:23

Gloria, how's he doing? He's doing okay.

12:26

He's freaked out. He's not sure what to

12:28

make of most of it. Okay, but he's

12:30

not going catatonic or anything. No, I think

12:33

he just needs some space. Gloria, put

12:35

us in his vicinity. I wanna talk

12:37

at him for a bit. Some space,

12:40

muckle wings. The river's gone. Ava, how

12:42

much worse is this going to get?

12:44

I don't know. I'm

12:47

trying to see if it's on

12:49

a schedule. Your attempt to watch

12:51

us away didn't work late. We're

12:54

still here. I'm not doing anything,

12:56

Agent Jackass. Yeah, right. You

12:58

really expect me to believe that. I don't care

13:00

what you believe. We're still doing this the easy

13:02

way, Lafe. You want me to

13:04

bring out the big guns? It's

13:07

all fun and games until we bring

13:09

out the vomit cannon. Go fuck yourself.

13:11

Vomit cannon. We've got a cannon that

13:13

can induce vomiting in a large group

13:16

of people. Why would someone make that?

13:18

I don't know. Hey, Agent Patrick Bateman.

13:20

Why would someone make a vomit cannon?

13:22

Could it be because your entire agency

13:25

is full of kids who couldn't stop

13:27

torturing their action figures? This phone right

13:29

here, Lafe. I make

13:31

one call, and everyone's going to start

13:34

barking like the fountain at the goddamn

13:36

Bellagio. Muckle wanes. Oh,

13:39

is that right? Are

13:42

you talking about this particular telephonic

13:44

whizbang? What the fuck? You poked

13:46

a bear, Mr. U.S. Government. Ow.

13:50

You're getting very good at that,

13:52

dear. Thanks, husband. I

13:54

think I set his phone on fire.

13:56

Why is my phone on fire, Lafe?

13:58

You were ankle- Is

18:00

that particular energy cocktail? Nah. I

18:03

think so. But it

18:05

wouldn't be exact and it wouldn't be near

18:07

the intensity that the diner sends out. That's

18:09

okay. I don't need you to

18:11

feed the sharks. I just need you to chum

18:13

the water. Sharks, Eva?

18:17

Sharks leaf. What? I

18:19

think they're bringing out the puke gun. Jesus Christ.

18:22

You're a sick fuck, Kyle! Does

18:25

that thing actually work? It works.

18:28

She's just not telling us that it takes an hour to

18:30

warm up. We've got time. Okay.

18:33

Of course the scientist in me

18:35

wants to see it work. Does

18:39

it really make everyone vomit? Oh

18:41

yeah. These guys are the worst.

18:44

They've all got framed pictures of Dr. Moreau

18:46

in their offices. Okay,

18:49

let's see. Pretending

18:51

we're the diner. Little

18:54

bit of gamma, some

18:56

UV, and pinch

18:59

of synchrotron. Okay,

19:02

there we go. It's

19:05

not perfect, but it's in the neighborhood. We

19:08

are broadcasting kind of like the diner.

19:12

What's this supposed to do? We're acting

19:14

like we're open for business. Okay.

19:18

I don't see how that's going to do anything.

19:24

What is that sound? Oh

19:27

boy. The

19:38

river came back! Shark! Let's

19:40

get down there. The

19:48

river is back. Uh

20:00

huh. The

20:03

federal agents are... gone.

20:06

I think I need to be

20:08

more careful about the things I

20:10

tell Ava to do. Might be

20:12

wise. Should we wait here patiently

20:14

for the other nine planks? I

20:17

am calling that a success. What the fuck did you

20:19

do? I just did what Gloria told me. But what

20:21

the fuck did you do, Ava? I

20:24

broadcasted an energy signal that

20:26

imitated a functioning diner. And

20:28

the floodgates opened! I

20:30

apologize for the incredibly accurate metaphor.

20:33

Where did you wash them away

20:35

to? You know... down river. Shit.

20:39

I was not expecting that to happen. But

20:42

it's hard to argue with the results.

20:44

Okay, but shut it off

20:46

now. Okay. We can't. What? What? We

20:49

already put out the signal. What do

20:51

you mean we already put out the

20:53

signal? I mean, the wheels

20:55

are in motion. All

20:57

that fucked up energy out there, it's

21:00

got a target now. Shutting

21:02

it off won't matter. But it matters

21:04

to me, Ava. Hey! You

21:07

gave me an order. I followed

21:09

the order. Things

21:12

are about to get real

21:14

weird. That's not what

21:16

I asked for. Gloria, I

21:19

believe that's exactly what you asked

21:21

for. Is it? Yup.

21:25

Okay. Everyone buckle

21:27

up, I guess. I've

21:31

got to go talk to David. David?

21:51

David. This

21:56

is where melio should go. regulatory

22:00

I'm on the roof with the

22:02

turkey and downtown Tonsadena. And

22:05

there's a fucking kaiju attacking the city.

22:08

But listen, I've been watching it. And

22:11

I think it's just in the boundaries. Fuck. This

22:15

is James Bullarosa. I'm outside

22:17

the Cheesecake Factory. Colorado, Bullymore.

22:20

Just turned into a river. What's

22:22

happening? Fuck. Hey

22:24

y'all, it's Crystal Delightful again. Welcome back to

22:27

my channel. I'm sure you're

22:29

sick of the videos of my garden by now. But

22:32

you have got to see this. I

22:34

came out here to plant these dolly bulbs. And

22:37

look. There's a goat

22:39

in my backyard. A goat! What

22:42

is this goat doing here? It's

22:45

really cute. Hi

22:47

little buddy. Hi there! Oh my god, oh my

22:49

god, oh my god. What the fuck? Oh,

22:54

come on. What is the holdup? A

23:00

marching band. A fucking marching

23:03

band. Okay.

23:06

Okay. Drive

23:08

the fucking bus! What?

23:19

No, I'm not there anymore. I'm on a bus. Yeah,

23:23

the buses are still working. Everybody's trying to get

23:26

the fuck out of Pasadena. Of course the buses

23:28

are still working. Yeah. Yeah,

23:31

I saw it. It's fucking

23:33

real. I

23:35

have no idea. Look,

23:38

I don't know what to tell you. I just know

23:40

that I'm glad to be out of Pasadena and I'm

23:42

never going back. Uh-huh,

23:45

I'll call you later. I'm on my

23:47

way to barricade myself in my apartment.

24:01

Again, the news coming out of Pasadena is

24:03

very confusing right now. Local

24:05

officials are starting to chime in and are urging

24:07

people to stay in their homes. If

24:09

your work is staff work, they do not want people

24:12

out on the street right now. Fuck!

24:34

We are also getting strange reports across

24:36

the city, not just Pasadena, so we

24:38

recommend staying where you are. If

24:40

you're out in the street, get inside as

24:42

soon as you can. Fucking zebras? And

25:02

a fucking blizzard! Jesus

25:34

Christ. You're

25:44

fine. You're fine. We

26:01

sounded great. Okay,

26:04

we're back. This

26:07

is Jay

26:09

Spark. I'm here with Jacqueline Snyder and we're trying our

26:11

best to make sense of the news. The

26:36

news is coming out of Pasadena and now

26:38

spreading across the Los Angeles area. We're told

26:40

the airspace above the area is about to

26:42

be restricted, but we've still got our eye

26:44

in the Sky Chopper up there. Jacqueline, what

26:46

are we seeing right now? Well Jay, we're

26:49

seeing a great big monster, aren't we? Yes

26:51

we are. It is

26:53

four stories tall and it is currently

26:55

traveling very slowly south down Lake Boulevard

26:58

toward my favorite Trader Joe's. We

27:00

should note at this point that there have

27:02

not been any casualties. And thank

27:04

God. Some light injuries from people fleeing

27:06

the scene, but this guy does not

27:08

appear to be Godzilla, does he, Jackie?

27:11

Well he is if you're a palm

27:13

tree. This big boy seems to be

27:15

focused entirely on eating the tops of

27:17

palm trees. Bad news if you're a

27:19

palm tree. Good news if you're my

27:21

Land Rover. Huh, lost an entire windshield

27:23

to a falling palm frog last year.

27:25

You remember that? That was a bad

27:27

day in the studio for everyone, wasn't

27:29

it? But this parade float

27:31

come to life is not the only

27:33

thing going on in the city of

27:35

roses, is it Jackie? No it is

27:37

not, Jay. We were jokingly calling it

27:39

the Colorado River here in the studio.

27:42

Colorado Boulevard in Pasadena has now become

27:44

a raging river. We don't know how,

27:46

we don't know why, but we did

27:48

manage to capture the moment it happened

27:50

with our eye in the sky chopper.

27:52

Let's roll that footage. Okay,

27:55

we see here a restaurant in

27:57

Pasadena called Midnight Burger. I'm no-

28:00

expert but there appears to be some sort

28:02

of government standoff going on around this restaurant.

28:04

There you see the black suburban's. You've got

28:06

men with guns in what looks like a

28:08

squadron of drones in the sky right

28:10

above the restaurant. Now that

28:13

raises enough questions but watch this

28:15

footage here. All of a

28:17

sudden there's a raging river and you can

28:19

watch how these government vehicles, all

28:21

of them, are completely swept away by

28:23

this sudden river. Look at that!

28:26

I mean that's one way to end a

28:28

government standoff. It sure is.

28:30

I'm not sure where those government agents

28:32

got washed away to but I hope

28:34

they brought their water weenies. Yucky!

28:37

Me too! Okay so like we

28:40

said these strange incidents are now

28:42

spreading across the city so let's

28:44

go to the San Fernando Valley

28:46

Buddhism Center where we're getting word

28:49

that the Buddhists are levitating. Are

28:53

we on? We're live. Okay.

28:58

Hello Los Angeles! I'm

29:01

Gloria. You have

29:03

no idea who I am. I know. I'm

29:05

cutting into your local news right now because

29:07

I'm sure a lot of you out there

29:10

are scared and confused about the things going

29:12

on in the city without

29:14

going into it too much because I don't

29:17

know how much time we have. I'll say

29:19

this. The world

29:21

you live in is trying to fix

29:24

itself. Fixing

29:26

yourself can get really

29:28

messy. It's going to be messy.

29:32

All that I, a strange woman

29:34

who has just appeared on your television, want

29:36

to say is, what's

29:38

the real thing that's going on? Check

29:42

on your neighbors. Are they

29:44

okay? Check in

29:46

on the people in your life. There

29:49

may be someone in your life who needs to hear

29:51

the words. We're going to be

29:53

okay. You

29:55

should say that to them. You

29:58

may not believe it but trust me when you say it. It's

30:01

going to be okay to

30:03

someone. You're always

30:05

talking to two people. Stick

30:09

together and hang on. Nothing

30:13

in the history of the universe

30:15

has ever been permanent. Are

30:20

we still going? Yeah, we're still up. Okay, I'm

30:23

going to go again. Hola

30:26

Los Angeles. Eso e Gloria.

30:47

Now I know the traffic is bad

30:49

right now, but it's especially bad around

30:51

sunset and dohini where apparently the street

30:54

is now doing a full loop-de-loop like

30:56

a hot wheels trap. Check

32:08

here, we wipe off

32:11

two trays

32:24

inability... what

32:34

the hell is happening hey

32:48

what are you doing I'm trying to walk

32:50

down the street it's not working I

32:53

know maybe you should stop for a

32:55

second why because

32:58

it's freaking me out every

33:00

time I try to pass that

33:03

blue Lexus I disappear and reappear

33:05

back up here again it's freaking

33:08

you out well

33:10

doing it over and over again

33:12

doesn't seem to be doing anything

33:15

have you got any better ideas just

33:31

stop okay what

33:35

is happening I don't know I've

33:38

been asking myself that all day is

33:43

it true that there's a monster in Pasadena right now

33:47

yeah yeah there is and

33:51

Colorado Boulevard is a

33:53

river yes and

33:55

there was a blizzard for a second uh-huh

34:00

These documents in my

34:03

hand, I was running these

34:05

from our offices to a meeting room

34:07

three blocks away and the

34:10

street started filling up with white

34:13

stuff. I think it

34:15

was shaving cream. So I turned down

34:17

this street and then this started happening.

34:20

Maybe just email the documents next time. Very

34:23

funny. Here

34:27

I go again. Good luck. Great.

34:48

Have you tried going in a different direction?

34:51

I need to go that way. Going

34:53

that way doesn't seem to be in the

34:55

cards. What if? What

34:59

if I go another direction and something

35:01

even worse happens? What if I

35:03

don't reappear? Okay,

35:06

well, I hope you enjoy spending the

35:08

rest of your life standing on this

35:11

sidewalk. Well, which

35:14

way do I go? I'm standing here on the

35:16

other side of the street. Pretty

35:18

nice over here. Can

35:24

you do me a favor? Sure.

35:29

My name's Christina Sinant. I

35:32

work at Ted, Wausen-Nassen and Associates. Okay.

35:37

What's the favor? No,

35:40

I just... I

35:44

just moved to town for this job. I

35:46

don't really know anyone at work. And

35:50

there's a possibility that I'm going to walk across the

35:52

street and disappear forever.

35:55

So, I need someone to know...

35:59

Know what? It

48:01

helped to know that there were

48:04

plenty of places out there where

48:06

my particular bullshit didn't exist. Okay,

48:10

I told him that there is some crazy

48:12

shit going down in LA right now and

48:14

he thinks I'm talking about a party. He

48:17

is... He is on

48:20

vacation right now with his boyfriend, who is

48:22

terrible, by the way. We don't like him,

48:24

Christina, and they are somewhere called Hall Stott.

48:26

Where is that? I

48:29

don't know. Send...

48:33

Pics. It's entirely possible

48:36

that it's not the end of the world. Maybe

48:39

we shouldn't have freaked out and ran. Ran?

48:45

Okay. We have pictures of

48:47

Hall Stott. Well, look

48:49

at that. That is lovely. Wow.

48:53

That's beautiful. That is an adorable

48:55

mountain lake town. No bad shit

48:57

happening. A nice quiet place. Okay.

49:00

Now, did his boyfriend have to have his

49:02

shirt off in this pic? No, he did

49:04

not. That is what I'm talking about, Christina.

49:06

We hate him. We really do. So... Not

49:11

the end of the world. Maybe

49:19

that wasn't the best moment for the

49:21

Zebra Stampede to come by, but my

49:24

point still stands. Okay? Why

49:26

are you doing this? What?

49:31

Helping me. I

49:33

think the jury is still out on whether or not I'm

49:35

helping you. It's

49:38

kind of dangerous out here. There

49:40

was a stampede, and I

49:42

think an aerial dogfight earlier. Ugh. I

49:46

don't know. I

49:48

just made it to my apartment, and the whole

49:51

time I was trying to get there, I was

49:53

convinced that if I made it back

49:55

home, everything was going to be okay. So

49:58

I got in and locked all of it.

50:00

the doors and somehow I

50:02

got more scared in my safe apartment

50:04

than I am out here. Maybe

50:08

I needed something to do. So

50:13

should I try again? Do you

50:15

want to try again? No. Then

50:18

let's talk about something else. Great, okay.

50:21

How come you're the only person in America

50:23

not sending documents through the internet? Oh,

50:26

right. God, I totally forgot I was even holding

50:28

these. They're from an old case, 1983. They

50:33

haven't been digitized yet, so I had to run back

50:35

to the office and get them. I

50:37

think I'm going to be a little late for the arbitration. I'll write

50:39

you a note. Great.

50:42

Dear lawyers, this lady

50:45

was teleporting up and down Argyle Avenue

50:47

so she had to miss your big

50:49

fancy meeting. That'll work. Jesus

50:52

is my job even going to exist? I

50:55

mean, what if everything keeps

50:57

getting crazier? I imagine

50:59

even if society gets ground down to nothing,

51:01

there'll still be that desire for people to

51:03

sue each other. Oh, good. So

51:07

what do you do? Or did you

51:09

do, depending on how things play out?

51:12

I'm a street artist. Really?

51:15

We exist. That's fun. Have

51:18

I seen any of your stuff? I don't know.

51:20

What's your commute like? I live in Valley Village,

51:22

so I take lower Canyon. Ah, on

51:25

a wall for a while I had a

51:27

thing. It was Charlton Heston in the Ten

51:30

Commandments. But instead of carrying the Ten Commandments,

51:32

he was carrying two bass woofers. That's me.

51:34

I love that one. That's you. It

51:38

is. Wait, I remember the signature. You're

51:41

cosmic shrug. I am. Oh

51:43

my god, you're a legend.

51:45

No, I'm not. You are

51:47

an ami. You're the first cool person

51:49

I've ever met in Los Angeles. Well, that's what

51:51

you get for living in Valley Village. That must

51:54

be so great. Is it great? I

51:56

like it. You've got

51:58

this thing out there for everyone to... to

52:00

see. They drive past and

52:03

it makes their day a little weirder, you know?

52:07

I wish I had something like that. Cristina, you

52:09

have definitely made my day a little

52:11

weirder. Yeah. Yeah,

52:14

I guess I have. Maybe that's

52:16

why all this is happening. Maybe people

52:19

need to be weirded out more. Yeah.

52:22

You know what? Let's try again. Oh, God. Come

52:25

on. Let's change it up, though. What do you

52:27

mean? Give me the file. Well, it's

52:29

kind of become my security blanket, though. Don't

52:31

worry. I'm going to put it right here on

52:33

top of this car. Now give me your hand.

52:36

No, I do not think that's a good idea.

52:39

Well, we've got to do something. Let's

52:42

try this. You may be stuck, but

52:44

I'm not. Let's

52:46

see what happens. Okay.

52:49

Are you sure? I'm

52:52

sure. What if you get stuck in this loop with

52:54

me? Then

52:56

at least we learned something. Okay.

53:02

Okay. Oh, God. I

53:06

am taking your hand. Good.

53:11

Now let's walk. I

53:16

promise if you get stuck with me for all eternity

53:18

that I'm a great conversationalist when I'm not freaking out.

53:21

That's good to know. And I talk in my sleep. Okay.

53:25

Oh, God. Here comes. We

53:30

made it to the corner. We

53:32

made it to the corner. We

53:34

did it. We did it. Did we do it? I

53:37

think so. Is the spell broken? You're on the street corner.

53:39

I'm on the street corner. I guess you just needed some

53:41

company. That's fucking incredible. Whoa.

53:45

Shit. Wait. You're

53:48

across the street now. I'm across the street now. Why

53:51

am I across the street now? I don't know, but

53:53

it's still progress. Hang on. Wait.

53:59

Stay there. I'm back! Oh

54:01

shit! I came back! How? I

54:04

don't know! Do it again! Okay.

54:07

I'm over here again! Confirmed! I think... I

54:10

think I can control it. Shit.

54:14

Okay, go bigger this time. What

54:17

do you mean? Um... That

54:19

balcony is a little bit more than a little bit. I'm

54:22

not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm

54:25

not sure. What do you mean? Um...

54:28

That balcony up there. The

54:30

one with the cactus? Yeah. Go

54:32

for it. Okay. Okay.

54:36

Oh god. Okay. Holy shit! I'm

54:40

on the balcony! God

54:43

damn! Okay, don't

54:45

freak people out. Come back down.

54:48

I'm back down. What the

54:50

hell is happening? Christina, I have no idea. Give

54:55

me your hand. What are you doing? Come

54:59

on. Give

55:01

me your hand. Oh lord. Yo!

55:09

Hello, new experiences. Hahaha!

55:14

Why are you laughing? We're

55:17

at 7-11! I know. I

55:22

teleported us to 7-11! Which

55:25

one? The one on Highland. Christina, that is

55:27

several blocks away. I know. You

55:31

could have teleported me inside the slushy machine.

55:33

I don't know. I

55:35

just knew I wouldn't. I knew it

55:38

was going to be okay. Looks

55:41

like it's been abandoned. Want a hot dog? How

55:45

far can you go? I

55:47

don't know. Are

55:50

we going to test it? Okay. Okay.

55:56

Go get a pair of sunglasses from Venice Beach.

55:58

Venice Beach. Yeah,

56:01

oops, right? Suck

56:05

it. Goodbye, normal life.

56:07

What do you think?

56:15

It's a look. They're tiger print. Bold.

56:19

So, I could just do this now?

56:22

Christina, I have no idea, but I

56:24

know you're not stuck outside my apartment

56:26

anymore. So I'm Christina, the teleporting lawyer

56:28

now. You'll never be late for court.

56:34

David, why did you do this? Why

56:36

didn't you help me? I told you I needed something to

56:38

do. Seriously?

56:46

I run from things. What

56:48

do you mean? I mean, usually

56:51

in my life when people tell me the world

56:53

has to be a certain way, I just leave.

56:57

I don't like being told what to do, even if

56:59

it's the whole world telling me all

57:03

these things that are happening, the

57:05

craziness in Pasadena, the monks, the

57:07

zebras. I didn't want it.

57:11

I tried to run from it, shut

57:13

it out, and everything's fun and games

57:15

when I can control it, but when

57:17

things aren't in my control, time

57:21

to hit the road. I

57:24

think it's time to stop that now. I'm

57:28

glad you did. Me

57:32

too. So

57:36

what now? Shit. What?

57:42

I need you to give me a ride. Five,

57:44

four, three, two, one. It's

57:51

gonna rain now? Seems kind of

57:53

normal. I'm suspicious. Oh, life, hush

57:56

up. We don't need your naysayin'

57:58

when we're just trying to get to the- the

58:00

end of the day. Little bit of rain might

58:02

be nice. Ow! What the

58:07

hell was that? A ping-pong ball. Come on.

58:11

God damn it. So sorry for

58:14

the nay-saying. You shut it! Everybody,

58:16

inside. I

58:20

am officially sick of this. Ava,

58:23

is there anything we can do? Sadly,

58:25

we're just like everyone else now. With

58:29

a diner powered down, we don't have much

58:31

to work with. So this is what happens?

58:33

When the diner stops working, the whole

58:36

universe collapses in on itself? We're seeing

58:38

it right now. It's happening just like

58:40

it would with an organism. One

58:43

system breaks down, and that

58:45

failure cascades throughout. It can't

58:47

be that simple! Well, it's

58:49

not that simple. When

58:52

any universe is created, the initial

58:54

rush of energy and expansion takes

58:57

literally microseconds. But

59:00

this universe has had billions of

59:02

years to develop and mature and

59:04

gain complexity. That could

59:06

take a long time to unravel. And

59:08

all that time it's going to look

59:11

like this? Ping-pong balls falling

59:13

from the sky? Oh no. It's

59:16

going to get much worse than that. I

59:18

can't believe we're supposed to just sit here

59:20

and watch everything turn to soup. As powerful

59:22

as we all may have felt while we

59:24

were bopping around the cosmos, in the end,

59:27

we're still mostly observers. Trying

59:30

to stop it would be like trying to

59:32

stop a storm front by blowing at it

59:35

really hard. So

59:37

this is it. Y'all, I

59:40

must say, I disagree.

59:43

What's that now, dear? Well,

59:46

we all seem to be drifting

59:48

toward a rather apocalyptic view of

59:50

things. We're beginning to

59:52

sound consigned to oblivion.

59:54

Zebulon, everything's gone haywire

59:57

and we've been stripped of our

59:59

power to- do anything. And I

1:00:02

believe it is always a mistake

1:00:04

for one to convince themselves that

1:00:06

they have any power at all.

1:00:09

I have witnessed all of you

1:00:11

do incredible things, heroic

1:00:14

things. And

1:00:16

you have done those things not

1:00:18

because of your immense power, but

1:00:20

because of your ...

1:00:23

Lord help me, I'm about to step right in it. Because

1:00:27

of your faith. Faith

1:00:29

in yourselves, in each other.

1:00:33

Faith in your belief that to

1:00:35

act from the purest part of

1:00:37

yourself will lead you to victory.

1:00:41

That is not power. That

1:00:43

is trust. And

1:00:45

perhaps what we need, right

1:00:48

now, is a little

1:00:50

more of that. Maybe this is

1:00:52

the lack of sleep talking, but

1:00:54

Zebulon's right. I'm

1:00:57

sitting here saying that the universe is

1:00:59

unraveling, but that's only going with the

1:01:01

information that I have. There

1:01:03

could be a lot of information out there that I

1:01:05

don't have. It's entirely

1:01:07

possible that a universe evolves to a

1:01:10

point where it has a kind

1:01:12

of a backup plan. Something

1:01:15

we don't know about yet. Should we just sit here

1:01:17

and hope for the best? I

1:01:20

think so. I hate that. But

1:01:23

I get it. Hang on. What? I'm

1:01:26

not talking

1:01:34

a lot. Welcome to Midnight Burger. Sorry.

1:01:37

It's okay. It's

1:01:40

a lot. It is, in fact, so

1:01:42

much. I

1:01:45

still don't know what to do with all this. David,

1:01:49

I told you so much

1:01:51

nuclear grade insane bullshit earlier.

1:01:55

The only difference between me and a severely mentally

1:01:57

ill person is that everything I said is true.

1:02:02

But it still feels like insanity. It

1:02:05

was, for real, raining ping

1:02:07

pong balls like a second ago. But

1:02:10

it still doesn't feel real. Like there's no room

1:02:13

for it in your brain, you know? I

1:02:17

hitched a ride here from a teleporting lawyer.

1:02:22

Oh, really? I would

1:02:24

have introduced you, but she had to go check on her

1:02:26

neighbor. She was

1:02:29

out on the street next to my apartment.

1:02:31

She was trapped in this weird loop. She

1:02:33

couldn't escape the sidewalk, so I

1:02:36

had to help her out. What'd

1:02:38

you do? I held

1:02:40

her hand and walked her to the end

1:02:43

of the block. Somehow

1:02:45

that did it. Well,

1:02:50

I'm glad you're making friends. Why

1:02:53

did that work? Uh,

1:02:59

Ava and Leaf will tell you one

1:03:01

reason why it worked. Effie

1:03:03

and Zebulon will give you another. And

1:03:06

then Gloria and me would say it

1:03:09

worked because something

1:03:12

had to. I

1:03:16

can't talk to anyone else about that.

1:03:19

Yeah. That makes me mad. I

1:03:22

know. I'm

1:03:25

sorry that it makes me mad. David,

1:03:28

it's... Parents

1:03:32

are tough. You

1:03:36

may want to have a good relationship with them, but

1:03:38

you can never really pull off

1:03:41

having the relationship you want to. Also

1:03:45

you both go through life and you both change,

1:03:48

but when you get back together, you revert

1:03:50

to these old roles like no time's

1:03:52

passed. That's weird. Parents

1:03:55

are weird. Home is weird. Look

1:03:58

at Leaf. He's grown

1:04:01

a lot from the angry dude he used to

1:04:03

be, but you put him back on earth,

1:04:06

back home, and

1:04:09

he's just mad all the time, like

1:04:13

no time has passed. It

1:04:18

never works the way you want it to. This

1:04:24

doesn't work the way that

1:04:26

I want it to. It

1:04:29

never will. It

1:04:34

doesn't stop me from trying. Helping

1:04:38

that lawyer out felt good. Oh

1:04:41

yeah? I

1:04:43

don't know that I've ever felt that way before.

1:04:48

Yeah. It's weird. I know. It's

1:04:53

weird that it's weird. I helped someone. I

1:04:55

changed things. That's not how the world is supposed

1:04:57

to work. It's supposed to be intractable. It's supposed

1:05:00

to be out of my control. And

1:05:02

trust me, it is intractable. It is out

1:05:04

of your control. But every once in a while, every

1:05:07

once in a while, you move the needle and

1:05:09

that gets confusing. Because what are you supposed to

1:05:11

do now? Try? That's

1:05:15

not what you've been told to do by the world you live

1:05:17

in. You've been told to

1:05:19

shrug your shoulders and keep walking. Now

1:05:22

you've got to try all the time. That sounds exhausting.

1:05:29

Is the world ending? The

1:05:34

world's always ending, David. Maybe

1:05:37

today, maybe tomorrow. Maybe

1:05:40

in a billion years. But

1:05:45

Zebulon has given us his usual spiel, which

1:05:47

means that we're not allowed to say it's

1:05:49

the end of the world until it is

1:05:52

the literal end

1:05:54

of the world. Sorry

1:05:57

to interrupt, but I've got to go. Hey

1:05:59

David. Hey. What's

1:06:02

going on? Ah, the space pirate.

1:06:04

That was a long time ago. Afternoon

1:06:07

to you, young man. It's

1:06:09

good to see your face again, David. Do they ever

1:06:11

stop freaking you out? Not really. What's

1:06:15

the countdown? Ava figured out how to

1:06:17

predict when something's going to happen. Oh,

1:06:19

great. In five, four, three, two,

1:06:22

one. Anything?

1:06:29

Maybe we're getting a break? Or

1:06:31

perhaps, as I said,

1:06:34

things are not so grim

1:06:36

after all. I'm

1:06:38

not sure about that. Côte une yon

1:06:40

detente et voillain se que que choses

1:06:42

pass. Que

1:06:48

espera? Tu viande

1:06:50

d'etre que que que choses en français? Je

1:06:52

ne parle parle français, tous parle français. Vous

1:06:55

parles tous les du français. Merde!

1:06:58

Vous parles tous la trois français.

1:07:00

Mentenal. Vous parles français. No, je

1:07:02

ne suis pas. O mondeur, je

1:07:05

suis. J'est qu'est se pas, baudel.

1:07:07

Mante non, d'avivis parles français. Je

1:07:09

cois, cois pas au firmé, saunceux

1:07:12

trampé, c'avous

1:07:15

parles d'etrezormé, tous

1:07:18

les saunce français. Momma ritou

1:07:20

parle au sais français. Aww,

1:07:24

señor, moi au sis.

1:07:26

C'est un j'ailee j'en je m'auterit. Ava,

1:07:29

est temporary au parlmé non. Je ne c'est

1:07:32

pas. Sout de l'or. Tous poutir compre et

1:07:34

tous parles français pour tous joules. Poutetre. Cois.

1:07:38

Les j'ai hommes un go et tous joules. Nous

1:07:41

parle ron pour tout français pour un

1:07:43

dans une momma. Ava, je

1:07:45

ne parle la tation. Dous

1:07:48

parles français pour dans on

1:07:50

c'est tautons. C'est poutetre tans

1:07:52

in tanser, mon cher. Mais

1:07:54

tais in tanser un sous

1:07:56

montené faisse au français. Aww.

1:08:00

a-VA! j'ai

1:08:30

souis au sis. j'ai vous une de

1:08:32

c'est chapeaux. On enstant, tous a le

1:08:35

maudon en vivre de fumé un cigarette.

1:08:37

j'ai mais sont mire mante non. La

1:08:39

veux j'ai enfant ce des moi et

1:08:41

el une mille j'ai enfant c'est rond

1:08:43

des mois. À j'ai retait quelque est-ceuse.

1:08:46

j'ai mais des mois, c'ai j'ai

1:08:48

suis mire une patisserie mait en

1:08:50

non. j'ai maudement, c'ai j'ai souis

1:08:52

mire, percancé réz le

1:08:54

Europe Occidental. À tonde, j'ai vous dire

1:08:57

le non tres taurant, evoir

1:09:00

à croix s'orizombre, beurre

1:09:02

gare dem in oui. Ooh, j'ai mais sa. Es

1:09:05

que gloria du a pour tait

1:09:08

une deser au chapeaux dans la

1:09:10

questine mante non. Je ne dété est-terre

1:09:12

pas ça. C'est la plou stupide,

1:09:14

absertite que soi jambé à

1:09:16

revait. I guess I

1:09:18

need to brush up on my sauces. Oh! Oh,

1:09:21

thank God. That was fucking weird, man. Am

1:09:23

I bilingual now? Hang on. Well,

1:09:26

that was a little trip around the world for me. Yes,

1:09:28

and I am glad to be back. Oh,

1:09:31

nonsense, husband. You

1:09:34

were adorable speaking your little French

1:09:36

words. Wait. What is it? My

1:09:39

biggest fear was that I was going to like it, and I'd be stuck being French for

1:09:41

the rest of my life. I don't have that kind of fashion sense. Y'all, Ava, what is

1:09:43

it? The

1:09:46

schedule changed. What do you mean? We

1:09:48

stopped speaking French, so it had to

1:09:50

be superseded by something. Does

1:09:52

anyone see anything different? I don't see

1:09:54

anything. Me neither. Perhaps this is it? Perhaps

1:09:58

we've reached the end. Hey,

1:14:10

where were you? I was on the roof. Leaf

1:14:14

was trying to explain to me what he

1:14:16

was doing, and it just sounded like nonsense.

1:14:18

Yeah, I'd avoid that if I were you.

1:14:22

I just call everything he does magic,

1:14:24

and it makes it much easier to

1:14:26

accept. Hmmm, quirks. How

1:14:28

can she sleep right now? She hasn't slept in about 48

1:14:31

hours. Also, she... I

1:14:35

don't know, she has a different way

1:14:37

of looking at things. It's

1:14:40

all fermions and bosons, whatever

1:14:42

that means. I

1:14:44

thought about calling mom, then

1:14:47

I realized she wouldn't believe a word I had

1:14:49

to say. Yeah, probably not. So

1:14:55

you're telling me Leaf is calling a spaceship right

1:14:57

now? Yeah, yeah,

1:15:01

he is. Where

1:15:05

are we going to go? I

1:15:09

don't know, David. But

1:15:12

it looks like we can't stay here. What

1:15:17

a fucking day. I know. I'm

1:15:21

so sorry. My

1:15:25

biggest worry was that you were going to be some

1:15:27

depressed old dude with a Facebook babe. Surprise!

1:15:31

Jesus Christ, Ava. Ava?

1:15:38

It's not a small business. What?

1:15:41

It's not a small

1:15:45

business. Is she having a night

1:15:47

terror? Maybe. Ava, do you feel

1:15:49

it? I do. Wait for it.

1:15:53

Wait for what? It's not a small

1:15:55

business. Ava, what in the goddamn hell

1:15:57

are you talking about? The finely tuned

1:15:59

you What about it? Y'all,

1:16:01

I'm getting some crazy readings up

1:16:03

there. What do you mean? Everybody outside! Ava,

1:16:13

what are we doing? I

1:16:15

can't handle another disaster, y'all. Wait for it!

1:16:19

Dear, what is it we

1:16:21

are waiting for? I don't even know how to

1:16:23

describe it. Lafe, what kind of reading were you

1:16:25

getting? The only way I can describe it

1:16:27

is... Robster,

1:20:00

Mary, Like the Virgin, Rosetta,

1:20:02

Gabby Painter, Wandering Wenjo, Painted

1:20:04

Oni, Q Del, Pharrell, Betty

1:20:06

Hayes and the B Team,

1:20:09

Emily with 2 Es, Drowsy

1:20:11

Rowsy, Tetched Fletcher, Jackie Wavelet,

1:20:13

Isa the Strega, Dee Greitzler,

1:20:15

Jeep Style, Agremlin with the

1:20:17

Munchies, Michelle Scaracchio, Genuine Jacob,

1:20:19

Andy's Brain is Weird, Space

1:20:22

Rooster Randy Doin' Crimes, Leopard

1:20:24

Donut, Keychain Crap, Matt Mad

1:20:26

Sharkman, Stephen Lowry, Christopher Georgia,

1:20:28

Arcadia, Nursing Olympics Champion, Sipio

1:20:30

Duda, Buffy's Daughters, Chachuchugunums, Emric,

1:20:32

Panda, Curtis Lellig, Tristan Stoles,

1:20:35

Shadow Rapture, SpacecaseSnow.shop, Hank the

1:20:37

Wonder Llama, Abubaluth, Russell, Zephyrus

1:20:39

Wind, Alexander Nunez, Jeremy Ibsen,

1:20:41

What the Hell, Cineplex, and

1:20:43

all the Black people in

1:20:45

North Carolina, Just Rachel, Short

1:20:47

Dick Nick, Danger Girl, Atlas

1:20:50

Bear, Taurus Mash, the Podcast

1:20:52

for Nerdy Jews, Rentonears and

1:20:54

Cheeselie, Axel, Patty the Ginger,

1:20:56

Ava Cigarette Ash, Tim Lynch,

1:20:58

Anne Morris-Garré, A. Zeus, Anaphylaxis,

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Mythical Mantis, Jack's Nightmare, Scav

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Little Goblin Girl, Unburiable Conundrum,

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Kevin Tobin, Kevin Lutra, Keith

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Terminal Irony, Chief Shatsy,

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The Anxious Peach, Team Michelle

1:21:24

and Billy, Naya Nyxreno, Robert

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Frankenberry, Mr. Yessir, High Life,

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Kat Carruthers, Honey Bee, Nordle

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Mom, Dr. Dr. B, Soprez

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Here, Bobby Ray Winland Jr.,

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Collins, Cody McClure, Eternal Champion,

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Billy the Space Wizard, Ditzy

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Bay, Just Your Average Reese,

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the Sartorius, Shai Sparrows, Mr.

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1:22:51

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Heather have made it, Joyce,

1:23:00

yes my last name is

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1:23:05

Katie Kate, Get Your Colonoscopy,

1:23:07

It's the Grandchaw He's Birthday,

1:23:09

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a no go bro, Cody

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Monster, Magical Computer Mage Mason,

1:23:18

The Gabbard newspaper sounds like

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a ridiculous name but they

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help protect democracy in Florida,

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Honk on a bike, Priya

1:23:31

Gandhi, Wandering Mermaid, Lil' Stevie

1:23:34

Pie, Return to Sender, Green

1:23:36

Mountain Hermit with Azure Blue

1:23:38

Eggs, R-town, Two Pullarkat, General

1:23:40

of the Army of Space

1:23:43

Cats, Carl, The Teller of

1:23:45

Dad Jokes, Atleast6Gymz, Skylab's Multidimensional

1:23:47

Multiphasic Intergalactic Quantum Cyberverse, Nicki

1:23:49

H, Meathead Chris, T.C. Patrick

1:23:51

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1:23:54

Galen Miller, Tess, Geriatric Youngen,

1:23:56

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1:23:58

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Daniel Knitz Mavis Bacon's Kelly

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turtles all the way down, Dr.

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22 years and is nervous but

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excited about the honking new. Jackie

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the fuck, Punt, that's such a

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long name, Honk, Andy Croft, Petting

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Abbey. I hope something good happens

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to you today. Yes, you. Wasabi

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one fan, Amanda Marie Catherine,

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with Burritos, Aaron Mitchell, Fiona

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1:30:31

and their ever faithful Squire

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Grabthar, Justine Burbank, Dalek Steve,

1:30:35

Dancing Dog Dreams, an existentially

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exhausted bean. As

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you can record as always, press record

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is an important part of the process. Step

1:30:46

one, welcome to my master class. Step

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one, press record. We're

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told the airspace above the area is about

1:30:55

to be restricted, but we still got our

1:30:57

eye on this. That was good. You always

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did it. It was only 10% Canadian. Hey,

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you say it. About. About.

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Yeah. About. No,

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the way you

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did it was great.

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Okay, I know I just hit it really hard.

1:31:17

I paused before and after.

1:31:21

Okay. Oh, Canada.

1:31:23

We're beginning to sound cosigned

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to oblivion. You

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consigned. Consigned. I'll

1:31:31

do it again. I'll do it again.

1:31:33

I'll do it again. I'll do it again. Cosigned.

1:31:37

I cosigned that oblivion. Press record. I keep

1:31:39

thinking I have to press record. No, not

1:31:41

anymore because of the future. The future is

1:31:43

here. You don't have to press record anymore.

1:31:45

Congratulations. Thank goodness. French

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that's awesome one more time one more

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time that's

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exactly what I'm talking about that is hilarious okay

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there you see the

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black suburban's you've

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got men with guns and what looks like a

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squadron of drones in the skinny is

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that how they say they can't yeah all of

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them they just all of hide it really well

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just community yeah okay

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kwa Okay,

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let's see a mongo et tu jour la

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fuck La

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fuck everybody maybe

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stretch out the ooh, you know I mean Oh

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Jim saw Four

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three two one.

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I'm sorry honey in keeping with the title of the episode. Could

1:33:28

you start with five? Five

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four no, I hate

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it. Hey a laser Interferon

1:33:43

I French

1:33:46

in my head. No, I can't say Interferometer

1:34:00

Okay, okay. Interferometer.

1:34:04

Interferometer. Yeah.

1:34:08

I hate you, Joe. Yeah. I

1:34:12

know the feeling. I'll stop. Page two.

1:34:15

No, no, no. Page

1:34:17

two, everyone. I'm

1:34:19

sweating. Okay. I

1:34:21

know, it's rough. The

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playing from Voyage Media. A

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naked woman picked up the recently decapitated head

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held the goat's head high above hers. Its

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dull black eyes staring emptily as she threw

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