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gay-triots, patriots, kaka! Let's

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go, America. Peps, how are you

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today? I'm great. I had

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a great clap. I know everybody's sick of me talking

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about it, but it was a great clap. It really

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was. I mean, you know what? You did it for

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America. For

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America. What's

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going on? Isn't that new job? This is

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a pageant song. Yeah, pageant song

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is the talent section of your Miss

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America. For my toddlers in tiara

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moment. Are

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you okay? No. Okay.

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I've never been okay. What have you had

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it with? Okay, what I've had it with,

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and it's always white men, always, always, always

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fucking revving their cars. Enough.

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Vroom, vroom. Like so loud, I was in an

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intersection. This guy was doing it and I just

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was like, you're a fucking

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twat. Like enough. Nobody

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wants to look at you. You're

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not cute. No one thinks you're cool. It

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just gross me out and it's just been

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on me. And of course we all know what I'm gonna

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say, then I'll be a penile shamer. But

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I'm just saying that's what I

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thought. Well, you are not only

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America's greatest legal mind, you are

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America's most prolific penile shamer. I

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mean, truly. If you know, you

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know. You could make a coffee table

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book that said, I'm

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not saying you have a small penis,

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but, and then just do

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a picture book. Yeah. Flipping through. First

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would be car revvers. Second

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would be men in alpha male

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classes. I mean, just, I could go

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through the list, the Tesla truck. That

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thing drives me crazy. Every time one of

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those comes up on the side of me,

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I'm like scared. Like it takes me aback.

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Let's go back to your original grievance. You're sitting

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in a stoplight. Yeah. You're stopped

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and the car next to you is stopped. Everybody stopped.

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But then the car next to you starts revving. At

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a red light. Right. It's

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like a cat call back in the day. You know what?

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You think the guy was hitting on you? I

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don't know, but I mean, what would he do if I like

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slammed it in park, walked over and said, let's go fucking now.

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He'd do it. No, he'd

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run away scared because he, his

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little penis would suck up. Turn

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into an innie. It turned into an innie, peenie.

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An innie. So maybe

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people are hitting on you all. It's happened to you a lot?

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It's happened twice in the last two months.

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I tell you what, Kathy, I

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think Pumps is working the intersections of

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the United States of America and people

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are noticing and hitting on her via

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their engines, vroom, vroom. Kaka!

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There you go. I mean, it is,

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I just, when you're hot, you're hot, I guess.

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That's, I don't know

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what else to say about it other

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than you're hot. Yes, America. You

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did your talent earlier on the episodes. One

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of, one or two of my mini

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talents. Jack of all trades. Yeah. All

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right, let me tell you what I've had it with. Okay. I've

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had it with the architecture of strip. in

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the United States of America. Yeah, that's bad. It's

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awful. They're just these

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boxy little strips with this

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concrete parking lot in front of them. And

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it's depressing. It doesn't make

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me want to do any mood altering shopping. No.

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It's not attractive to look at,

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and it's epidemic. It's everywhere. You

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go over to Europe, they have these

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quaint, darling, little retail

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strips with apartments up above them.

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We just have this wretched

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architecture. And you

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can even go look at the new

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architecture in suburbia. And

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you could be in the suburbs of Oklahoma

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City, the suburbs of Dallas, the suburbs of

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Los Angeles, Georgia, it doesn't matter. I mean,

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Atlanta, it doesn't matter. They

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all look like the exact same center. You've got

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the Target, and then

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like the pet store, either Petco or

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PetSmart or whatever. And

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it's just, there's no originality. It

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is like where I

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think people go to just say, I

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guess I'm just gonna live out the rest of my days and

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shop here. It depresses me

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to the core of my being.

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The urban planning in this

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country needs a complete rework,

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a complete rework. In fact, I think they need

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to gather up all the gate reeds and

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disperse them into the suburbs and just completely

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get out of bulldozer, doze all of it

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up and just completely rework the entire thing.

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The whole thing needs a rework. That's

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a great idea. I'm telling you, we need to make

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them walkable. Yes, I agree with that. We need to

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make them a little bit more diverse. We

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need to have less corporate

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stores, more local stores.

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They need to be a little bit more fab, a

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little bit more cutesy. It's just, it's

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so depressing. And

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the more I see them, the

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matter I get about it. And you know what's always crossed

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straight from all these strip malls? Yeah.

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Okay. And speaking about couples

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and dating, Bridget, you have one

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of my favorite grievances slash obsessions.

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Like sometimes something I've had it

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with, I'm also equally obsessed with.

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And these are couples that post

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too much about their

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relationship online. And then

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they even communicate with each other in the

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comment section. Yes. And it's

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sappy, sappy stuff. And I'm just like,

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this couple is having the biggest problems

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out of anybody. I immediately

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think somebody's fucking around. No question.

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Always. Because why would you do that? This

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is one we have just been, I hate

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to give her any credit, but she broke this

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like trailblazer right when Facebook came out, when

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couples would do this, she'd be like, somebody's

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fucking around. They're getting ready to get a

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divorce. I mean, it was six months later.

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It was like, I was like, Oh my

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gosh, you are right. All the

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time. It's just such a red light. I

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knew it would be this post like, I love

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my baby. He made me scrambled eggs this morning.

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And then he would respond, I'll

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make you scrambled eggs anytime. And

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I'm like, y'all fucking live

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together. Why? Don't show us. Why

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are you commenting to each other

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on Facebook about scrambled eggs? Who's

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fucking around? Who found

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out which mistress or paramort? Are

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you trying to prove that y'all are together

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for? It was so obvious. And of course,

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you know, the divorce comes and

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then they just delete it all. It's

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all deleted. They're called for

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the screenshot. Okay. Do y'all want

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to play

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a game of had it or hit it? Yes.

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Oh my God. Welcome to had it

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or hit it. I would

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hit it. I

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hit it every day. Sometimes twice. Had it

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or hit it. Mom jeans. I've had it

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with those. I think it's so dumping ugly

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and frumpy, but the problem is they're not

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going out of style. So I had to

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buy a pair just to stay in style.

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I've had it with them. Like I put them

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on and I'm like, oh, I feel dumpy. And

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Nick just says, well, at least you're in

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style. What's a mom, Jane? Is it

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the high waisted? For me,

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I think of it as the high

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waisted. They're not very well fitted. They're

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just baggy. Yeah. Okay.

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I just bought a pair of those. It was a huge regret. She was kind

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of pushing them on me and pushing them on me. I

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went in, I got, I don't try them in the store cause I

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hate it. So I got them home and I

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thought these look fucking horrible. Yeah. I

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stand in the mirror and go, yeah, I

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stand in the mirror and go, these, I look like I

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look dumpy in these. Yeah. It

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is the style. Holly, what about you?

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I've had it with mom jeans. I

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like a really baggy jean. Like I

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just got off, you know, working like

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ditch digging or something, like really baggy,

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not like fitted waist or anything

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like that. Okay. Had

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it or hid it camo. Well, I

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mean, I don't care if other people do it, but I've

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never been into it. Yeah. I'm

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usually not into it, but like my son

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is super into like he's eight and he's

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into like camo and top gun and building

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a four and a base. So

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I saw him low key hitting it. Okay. Had

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it or hid it mirror selfies. I've

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had it with that because I, I've

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had it kind of with social media in general. I

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feel like I have to post. I don't have a

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choice, but like I just wish social media wasn't there.

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Yeah. I still do it.

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We did it last week, like three times.

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Yeah. Well, I feel like it's an obligation

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once you have it. Yeah.

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You know, like social media. Yeah. Once you have

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it and you do what we do for a

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living, you have to, it's your

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way to advertise so that people are reminded

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to go listen to your podcast so that

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your bills can get paid and so that

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your staff can get paid. But I'm

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with you, Bridget. Sometimes I like love

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social media and I'm like, Oh my

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God, the internet is undefeated. This

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is the best tweet I've ever seen. Or this is the best

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post. They're

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darling. I love them. What

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a life though. I mean, too. And you're young

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to have lived in the Playboy

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mansion and you know,

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and the the geography

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or the landscape of how

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that is perceived when they

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did it versus now, it's really changed. I

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mean, me too has really

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helped catapult women beyond

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that being like a goal

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for them. Right. But at

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the time, I just remember everybody thought

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he was cool. Q Hefner. Totally. When

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we were younger. Oh, totally. They thought

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he was really cool. And it's like,

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he really wasn't. No, he

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wasn't. And I think there's just a lot

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of exploitation of young girls. And

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he exploited them. Yeah. When you watch

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it, it's you can

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be a playmate if you do that. You know

44:55

what I mean? I think that happens to a

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lot to women who move to California. They want

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to be actresses. They want to be models. And

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they immediately get exploited by men

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in positions of power and they get

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intoxicated by it. And then they compromise.

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And it's you're they're so young and

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get so intoxicated by that idea. And

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it's really sad. Because they're

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celebrities running around everywhere. You're in this

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huge house, food, all the,

45:19

you know, like they have a room service all the time.

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But I love seeing these

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women, you know, claim

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their stories, be so successful. They're

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really fun. It was just they're

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just tell they're nice. Yeah, like

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