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What's the grossest thing you would say you eat? Do
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you eat raw oysters? I eat raw oysters.
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Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Well, you don't eat raw
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oysters? Uh-uh, I don't eat raw fish. No
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raw anything? For real. No. No sushi? Only
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thing I take raw is dick. I don't eat it
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in vegetables. Dick in vegetables. Dick in
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vegetables. I
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don't serve raw oysters, but I serve
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raw dick all the time. Hey,
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something's burning. Something's burning.
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Something's burning. Ladies and gentlemen,
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brand new episode of
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Something's Burning. My good friends, Tiffany
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Haddish and Ryan Sickler. Something's
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burning. Something's burning, and it's weed.
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It's fucking weed. Mine's, yours
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is burning. Both of you guys are burning. So now, here's the
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deal. So I'm going to make homemade
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hummus for you guys, because I know you're hungry right now. Oh,
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oh, oh, yeah, bring that in. But I'm racing
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ingredients.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you,
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thank you. I'm racing ingredients. So I'm going to try
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to make my own tahini. Tahini?
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Tahini. Tahini is an important ingredient.
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And so what I have to do. What is tahini? I have no,
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it's basically roasted sesames.
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Oh, OK, cool. Did you know you could roast
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sesame seeds and mix it with olive oil
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and make you a nice hair grease that
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will make your hair grow?
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That's what I'm making. That's what I'm actually,
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exactly what I'm making. We're having hair grease. Are
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you burning the olive oil? No, no,
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no, I'm toasting the sesame seeds. And
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then I'm going to put them in this processor with
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olive oil. And I'm going to grind
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it up and turn it into a paste. Yeah. And then
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I'm going to throw garlic, lemon, salt,
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a little olive oil, and
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some garlic.
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Fuck, the tahini made it? Are you
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shitting me? The hummus, you're
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making hummus. OK, all right, I got real hummus. And
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I'm going to homemade hummus. We're going to taste test. Do it all. You're
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still racing the tahini, though.
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I'm racing the tahini. I got real hummus.
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OK, cool. I got to go see Dwight Yoakam tonight.
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Who is that? He's a country,
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Western artist. Oh my god! I know exactly
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who you're talking about. Sorry. I do my rolodex
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of people. Sling blade. He's in
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Sling Blade. He's in Sling Blade. He's a, he's
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a, like, he's the, they
2:08
say the Bakersfield sound. Yeah. So
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he would be like, oh, like a, it's kind of honky tonk a little bit. Fast
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as you was a real popular song. Yeah,
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man loves him.
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So this will be the. Those
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country dudes, you never know those country dudes have
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bald as shit till they take that cowboy hat
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off. He is. He is. Tim,
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what's his name? Rawl's bald as shit when
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he takes that hat off.
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Just roasting these. I don't know.
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Is that how you roast? I'm guessing. I'm
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guessing. What's that? He's patrolling.
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I think that was a mistake. Did you watch him? I know
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that, no. Yeah, I just watched all my hands. You know I
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watched him again just for a reason. He said I watched all my
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hands. He said all of them. I mean, cause that's on the
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heat, so that's gone, you know, that'll be good.
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That cookout shit is bullshit. It's
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by the way. That's me a lot about my hands. That's me a lot
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about my hands. That's bullshit. If you're gonna cook out,
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get it Tiff, get it. Roast those seeds,
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roast those seeds, scratching that fucking
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pan all up. No I'm not.
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It's it. Here, we'll throw it like this. I'm not using
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the chili chives. It's rusting. Ooh, it's toasting pretty good.
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I hear them popping. Yeah. Okay,
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you making them. This is the first time I've ever seen this happen. You know,
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do you cook Tiff? Yeah.
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Oh, I bet, I think I've seen you on Instagram cooking.
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Yeah, I cooks. Ooh,
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these are roasting nice.
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Yeah. Who
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would be a celebrity that you'd be shocked if
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I told you they cooked? Like if you were
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like, that person definitely doesn't cook. Tim Dillon.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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He's ordering. He's ordering. He's
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ordering. I bet he doesn't have forcing knives in his
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house. I bet he goes, just send the plastic
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ones. All right, it's toasted.
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It's not going in the way I think it is. No,
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it's not. I need something to funnel
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this into it. How
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do I, that's not going to work the way I think it is. Probably spoon
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it. That's what I'm talking about. I would do it. I would
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spoon it. You could spoon it until you get it to a point where
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you, well, regular spoon, not a wooden
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spoon. Well, not a spoon, but okay,
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that works too. Look at you,
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innovative, creative.
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It's still roasting while it's in the hot
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heat. There you go. This
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is. Nice. Heat
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doing it. God damn it, I hear the fucking door opening. Heat
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ready. I'm doing good, you're doing good. Yes, you
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opening the door to that, you're
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on to heat. Yup. Get
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your roasted sesame seeds and then you're gonna put
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the olive oil in there. Yup, olive
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oil in there. This is all, I mean,
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this is like, I
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don't know what, I
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don't know why I'd even buy olive oil, but it's this easy. That
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part. It's so easy to make olive
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oil, or make a, no, no, no, not
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olive oil, easy to make to him. It's not that
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easy to make olive oil. How
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hard do you think olive oil is to make? It's hard as
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shit. One, two. Jesus
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Christ. Okay, okay, okay. Wow, we've
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all made fucking hummus before, I guess, huh? Yeah. Jesus.
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You poured that like it was vodka, dude. I mean,
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dude, you're just trying to get somebody
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fucking out the olive oil. This
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is gonna be real fucking homemade hummus.
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This smells like roasted sesame
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seeds, smells like dog's feet.
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Well, it smells like a fart to me. It smells
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like a white man's fart to me. It doesn't light, man.
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Yeah, gassy, very
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sulfury and plasticky. I
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think. Oh, damn,
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it smell like a little bit of a yeast infection, too.
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Yeah, it does smell like a yeast infection. Oh my God. It
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absolutely smells like a yeast infection. Here
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we go. And yeast infection. This is my tahini.
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I don't think I'm gonna eat that. No, it's, Tiff,
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you're gonna be shocked at
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how good this is. Okay, because it smells like a yeast
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infection. It smells like a yeast infection.
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It's gonna be a little bit of a yeast infection. All
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right. What we're gonna do is
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we're gonna... Okay. You ready?
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You ready? It's happening. It
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smells weird. It's very pungent. It's
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very pungent. Very pungent. Put
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a garlic clove, maybe two in there.
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It smells chemically. Like you just... You
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busting up some chemicals. I
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wish this was just a tig picker. Add
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the garbanzo beans, more
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olive oil. And what, lemon juice?
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It's very... Lemon. What?
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It's giving it sulfur. Everyone
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can smell it? It's giving it... It's giving, if I
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light a match, it's gonna be a problem.
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It's giving gas tonight. I'm
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rooting for you, Mark. I'm rooting for you. It's giving
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probiotic feel, but not probiotic, like, free
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biotic. I'm gonna taste it no matter what. Is that just water? Is
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that just water? Just to thin it out a little bit,
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cause... Oh
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my God. It's looking like hummus. I
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mean, look out, Sombra. Look
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out, boy's head. It looks
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like hummus. First you have to have
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your own
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hummus line. You about to have your own hummus line, ain't
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you? Oh, shit. What
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did I do with my water? They gonna be selling it
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in Walmart? Right next to the Patti LaBelle
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pies. That's where I'm gonna be, right next to
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Patti LaBelle pies.
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Alright. You need to light some weed.
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You need to light some weed just to clear
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the air to sesame seed. Nothing.
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Motherfucker. It's hard to
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have a conversation when this thing's falling off. Nah,
7:45
but... Yeah.
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Get it. Get it, bud. Get
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it, bud. I'm rooting for it. That was
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good, dude. That looks so hard. That looks
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good. It's passing the
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sights. It's passing the sights.
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the
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way it served in the middle of the list. Actually, I'm good, dude. Probably
10:03
could dial it back on that olive oil that I washed
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and dumped in there, but outside of that. Yeah. I'm
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going with an A-minus. Try that one and say it's
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gonna taste door-bought. You're gonna taste,
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that one's gonna taste like, like,
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like your...
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Wait, which one do you like? Okay,
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I gotta try it now. I gotta try it, hold on. Okay.
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It's the hot and the cold that's fucking with me. But
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I'm going with yours. I'm going with yours. I don't even like
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carrots, and I'm gonna fucking do it with a carrot. Why
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are you doing that bad? Yours is not that bad. Let's
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try the other one. Let's try the other
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one. I'm gonna double, I'm gonna flip around, so.
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This one's got a little bit more tang to it. Yeah,
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yours has a very nutty flavor. And
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the other has a more vinaigrette
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type of... Yeah. Like
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a little razzamatized. Got a little more,
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maybe there's a creamy in there or something
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in the store bar. There's something a little extra in the store
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bar. It's probably just preservatives,
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because I didn't use any preservatives in mine. Probably
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a little vinegar. Yeah. Maybe
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some garlic. I think, I could've used
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more garlic in mine, probably. Maybe a little onion.
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I bet, but I gotta be honest with you, if
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you didn't know, and you were at a party, you'd be like,
11:20
that's not that bad. And if I was at
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a restaurant, I wouldn't send that back. If they brought
11:24
it out, I'd be like, I guess this is how they do their hummus. I'm
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gonna be honest, I'm gonna be honest with you. Heavy
11:29
on the double-o, you know what I'm saying? I'm
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gonna, mm, mm.
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Got it up. That brown
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one's a little nutty. Got
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a little nut flavor to it, like, yeah.
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All right. And then I just, this one I got, this
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one got more beans in it. Yeah. You
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think that's what it is? I bet if you did mix the
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both, I bet they're good.
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Did a little, well, half and half. A
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combo. Well, I got you guys snacks, I know you're hungry,
11:57
but here's what I'm making you guys today. You ready for this?
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You
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just brought up, that's a good, I mean
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if I'm at this car, you know, I'm gonna be there for 2025 at least. A
14:06
car wash with a strip club attached? I
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mean, that could do well. Wait, are the strippers
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washing the cars and they're covered in suds? No, the
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strippers aren't washing the cars. They got like regular
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car wash people and then you go into
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the strip club, which is attached to the car
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wash. And there's like gourmet
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food too. It's like a five star restaurant
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as well. So you got good food. You
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got
14:29
gas shaking all around and
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you got to get in your car wash. Send
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these guys my way. This sounds like a great
14:36
business. Yeah, but that's what's popping in. That's
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Atlanta. I've heard a lot
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of ideas. I mean, I kicked a guy
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out of my band and he started a band called Creed. Yeah,
14:47
I love it. Yeah, I'm the last
14:49
guy to have like great ideas. Or
14:52
even like, I think about some things too. Like
14:54
if you would have pitched me dancing
14:56
with the stars, I would have said, who the fuck
14:58
wants to watch stars dance? I
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want to be on that show so bad. I
15:03
can make that happen today. Nah,
15:08
well. You'd be great on it. You'd be great on it because
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your energy is pure. I'm here to be on the feed for it. Yeah,
15:12
and I've been wanting to be on that
15:13
show since it started. For real? Yeah,
15:16
and then I was trying to get on it and they wouldn't
15:18
let me do it. You can fucking sing.
15:20
Did you ever see her
15:21
fucking, fuck
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the fuck? Yeah, I worked on the show with you guys. I
15:27
was your producer. I
15:29
also saw her do it at the.
15:34
I also saw her do it at
15:36
the. He's doing good. OK,
15:39
OK. Oh, because you got an air line. Now I got
15:41
to fucking.
15:44
I got you. I'm trying to mix it. As long as
15:46
the flavor right, it don't matter how thick it is.
15:49
Well. That's
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how I see. So wait, so
15:53
wait. Goddamn comedy jam. I
15:56
saw her also do it at the. What
15:58
was that theater called? over there on on
16:01
La Brea where we did it first. Didn't
16:03
they hold it? No, no, no, on La
16:05
Brea? She killed it there too. Dude,
16:07
you liked it. You
16:10
liked the show so much you even came in and you did
16:12
like a backup singing for Owen Smith.
16:15
That's how I got on the show. Yeah. I did it for
16:17
him first. I was watching. You were great. I
16:19
did a backup singing for him first. That's right.
16:23
And then,
16:24
Josh was like, Oh, how about
16:26
that? Yeah, you can do, you want to do this, perform, you
16:28
can perform here. So like we have a weird connection
16:31
me and Tiff
16:32
because well, first of all, we did reality by his back
16:34
back in the day. Yeah, way back in the day.
16:37
Way back in the day. But then randomly
16:40
Leanne said, I think it was when we were doing that show, Leanne
16:42
said to me, Do you know a comedian
16:44
named Tiffany Haddish? And I went, I do.
16:47
I go, I know you were doing the show. And she goes, really?
16:50
You know her? And I said, yes. She goes, I know her grandmother. I was like,
16:52
what? Her grand, Leanne and Tiffany's
16:54
grandmother. Is that right? Yeah, they work together. They work
16:56
together at a... Larry's Primary
16:58
Restaurant. Where? Larry's Primary
17:00
Restaurant. I'm Beverly Hills. Oh, out here. Yeah,
17:02
out here. Yes. And so Leanne
17:05
will
17:05
hear stories about Tiffany from her
17:07
grandma every night. So then we're
17:10
at home, you do goddamn comedy
17:12
jam. We're taking the girls to school and
17:15
I'm waiting for my episode. So I'm watching the new episodes
17:18
come up and Tiffany's episodes on. And
17:20
I go, hey, Leanne, here's
17:22
Tiff. She's doing a goddamn comedy
17:25
jam and the girls come out. We're getting ready to take her to
17:27
school. Oh my God. No. And
17:30
she does... No. Proud
17:33
Mary.
17:34
And the fucking cape comes off and
17:36
the stomping. That heavy ass
17:38
dress. That thing was heavy. Leanne's crying. Leanne's
17:40
crying. We're like,
17:41
this is fucking amazing. And Georgia
17:43
and I was like, who is she? Who
17:46
is she? I was like, it's Tiffany
17:48
Haddish.
17:48
It's fucking crazy. My girls
17:51
know people in a weird way. Like, they only
17:53
know Amy Schumer because she killed our hamster. Oh
17:55
my God.
17:57
That's a
17:57
good answer. It
18:00
was not totally her fault. It was a it
18:02
had an illness so it needed Insulin shots
18:05
and you're supposed to like pinch the skin and then put
18:08
the needle in the skin and she just shoved it
18:10
in his back into his spine and gave
18:12
it the shot. No And
18:16
died wait a minute yo, yo
18:18
hamster had diabetes You
18:20
have to give me insulin shot. Yeah I
18:24
also don't Prozac
18:30
and shit. What are we talking about? I'll
18:32
tell you what? No, I said
18:34
I'm hearing about people doing this shit. I'm saying
18:37
dogs today Wouldn't even
18:39
survived in the fucking 80s. None
18:41
of these dogs today. What no fucking been
18:44
able to hang in it Not
18:48
one not one. Oh, not
18:50
one. Let me tell you something. We
18:52
put our dog down yesterday
18:54
I'm sorry. I know it's talking about But
18:58
It was it's a weird conversation. So I said it's uh,
19:00
it's your kidneys I want to go she's 16
19:03
17 years old. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna
19:05
get a kidney transplant for her and I was like Saying
19:11
that cuz I was in front of you and she was like don't be a serious
19:13
I go Need
19:18
a wheelchair Transplant
19:27
no, what is she fucking?
19:30
Well, my dog died in
19:32
the top of 2022 That's
19:34
how new that they wanted 2022 She
19:36
died and my sister took her to the hospital
19:39
and I told my sister just let her be a piece Is she
19:41
doing whatever just let her do whatever? Like
19:44
how she gonna go? She's like no, I'm taking
19:47
to the hospital. She took it to the hospital. They revived
19:49
her like three times Giving
19:51
her the paddles
20:01
And like 30 minutes before I got there,
20:03
you
20:03
know, they call me and talk about, we about to revive
20:05
her again. I said, let my bitch die. Let
20:08
her be at peace. Why you
20:10
keep bringing her back? She 14 years
20:12
old. This a blue
20:13
nose pimple. She lived a beautiful life.
20:16
Let her be at peace. Now I got an American
20:18
bulldog. Cause all my black friends
20:20
like, you gonna sit up here and be sad about that one dog. You
20:22
got money. Go get another dog. Now
20:25
I got this other dog. This dog is a yeasty
20:27
bitch. She got all these
20:29
clothes. You got to clean all the foam. Oh
20:31
yeah. We got a bull mastiff. We got two
20:33
bull mastiffs. You got to get her nose. You got to get all in there. She's
20:35
like, I don't know. I
20:37
think I don't know what's wrong with this. I want to get
20:40
a pet psychic
20:40
now. I've been hanging around a lot of white women. They been
20:42
talking about pet psychics. Yeah, that sounds white. That
20:45
sounds very white. And I want to get one now. Cause she
20:46
keep peeing in the bed. I don't know what's
20:48
wrong with her. I got her
20:51
company, you know, I
20:53
don't know what's wrong with her. You take her to the vet. I
20:55
took her to the vet. The vet's like, she's healthy.
20:58
You know, she just, maybe
21:01
that's her thing. She sent you a message. And so now this mother thing.
21:03
Is it like when you come home after you've been
21:05
gone for a minute? No, she just do it. She'll
21:08
look at me in my eyes and sit in her
21:10
bed and pee. She be looking at me like
21:12
this. And
21:16
she peeing. Is she getting really drunk?
21:18
Cause I piss in the bed if I get really drunk. I
21:21
don't
21:23
think she getting drunk. We got
21:25
a Cavalier King Charles, a
21:27
spaniel. This dog's one and a half. You have it
21:30
now? Yeah.
21:30
Cause I, look, I really
21:32
love this dog. But if I'm being honest, I'm
21:35
a, I'm a devoted single dad.
21:37
And then having a dog and
21:39
traveling is a lot, right? So
21:42
always looking for a dog sitter. Somebody helped
21:45
me, whatever. And this
21:47
fucking dog, my daughter was like, dad, can we get
21:49
a dog? And it was during the pandemic. And
21:51
I just, you know, I got all hyped up. And I said,
21:53
if the government says you can't have friends,
21:56
we're getting a dog. And I was like,
21:59
storm the wrong.
22:00
There's so many gods in the town right now. There's
22:02
so many gods in
22:02
the town right now. So we
22:04
went to the pound. We went to the pound first.
22:08
And during the pandemic, the three pounds we
22:10
went to, they come outside
22:12
and they tell you, you have to go to the website and
22:15
you have to pick your top five dogs. And
22:17
I said, why five? And they
22:19
said, well, one could be taken, one could have behavioral
22:22
problems, one could have health problems. And
22:25
I was like, we are not taking our fifth choice rescue dog.
22:28
We're going to eat our face off in the middle of the night. What
22:30
you looking for, bro? I'm looking for...
22:32
A fork? No, the grits. What
22:35
do I do with the grits? We're
22:37
going to have to make them. They're
22:39
right here, bro. Oh, here we go. What, you thought there
22:41
was more poppy seeds? Is that how
22:43
many grits I put in? How many? Six
22:46
cup of water. Oh,
22:49
yeah. Oh, where's the box? The box
22:51
tells me how to make it. You know how to make grits? No.
22:54
Oh, yeah, I do. Have you made grits before? Come
22:56
on. Three-quarters cup
22:58
water. Watch this.
23:00
One. And
23:04
then this will be... If you did
23:06
another three-quarters cup water... Are you using tap
23:08
water? No, it's bottled. One
23:11
half.
23:14
That's the sound of bottled water
23:16
over there. That's
23:19
under the sink, you kidding me. Like I'm dead. Three.
23:24
He's yelling over. He's trying
23:26
to get three. It's bottled. Three-quarters
23:29
cup of water.
23:31
And he over there... One and a half. Don't
23:33
waste the two gallons of water already.
23:35
You better
23:37
be better off pouring one bottle of bottled
23:40
water. Wait, do you think grits
23:42
are supposed to be made not with tap water? No,
23:45
you don't make them with tap water, bro. What do you make
23:47
them with? Distilled water? Spring water.
23:50
But see, now hold on. You're boiling that, right? The
23:52
grits? You're boiling that water, right? Of course.
23:55
That will boil out. That's fine. That
23:57
hand print he put on... That's motherfucking bird's
23:59
eye.
23:59
seeds they gonna cook out. Yeah I mean it's
24:02
just gonna be a little chlorine in there.
24:05
That's good for it. It should boil out. It should
24:07
be fine. It should be fine. Chlorine don't boil out.
24:09
I don't know.
24:10
You ever look at your pots after you cook it? Yeah,
24:12
they get all white. You
24:15
use tap water. Me? That
24:17
looks fucking good. This bacon
24:20
looks fucking great. Is it just bacon you put in there? You
24:24
know what would have been really great if you had just took
24:26
one strip of that bacon and cut it up into a
24:28
few pieces. And wrap it around some shrimp.
24:32
And put that on the top. Use it as garnish
24:34
on the top of your... The one like poppish shrimp? I
24:37
mean I'm just saying use it as garnish on
24:39
top of your plate but now your shit gonna look ugly.
24:42
Tiff, what do you say? If anything
24:44
I'm about presentation. Okay we're
24:46
gonna see. You're gonna be like... Amen to that.
24:48
Okay but Tiff you
24:49
have wrapped one out of shrimps
24:51
in bacon. Just one? And just
24:53
put it on top. Do we have another piece of bacon?
24:56
I'll wrap one shrimp and bacon. Oh my god
24:58
that would be so good. Who's your favorite
25:00
celebrity you ever met? And
25:03
be regular Tiff right now.
25:06
Remember when you met them as a celebrity? And not like...
25:08
Like you might meet someone?
25:10
Like Snoop's my favorite. Snoop's my
25:12
favorite. He'll always be my
25:14
favorite because he was Snoop when the
25:16
second you met him. Him and Orange Sports and Egger
25:18
blow me away because they are the thing
25:20
you want them to be and they let you have
25:23
the moment you want to have. That's nice.
25:25
It's the coolest fucking thing. Yeah.
25:28
Dang it. I might have to say Snoop too because he's
25:31
always been... He loves you. I
25:33
love
25:33
him too and he's always been
25:36
exactly what... Like
25:39
he's always been himself. Like
25:42
he's real to me. So I
25:45
guess I would be my favorite. Yeah
25:48
that's definitely my favorite rapper too
25:50
when it comes to favorite celebrities
25:52
and rappers and whatnot. Mine's
25:55
Woody Harrelson.
25:57
Really? Yeah I got the smoke weed with him. It
26:00
was a weird thing. It was the late... I smoked weed with him
26:02
till he's cool too. He likes Snoop! Yeah.
26:05
It was the late 90s. And
26:07
he was in the movie with Matthew McConaughey back
26:10
in the day called EdTV. You remember that? Yes,
26:12
when they was letting us know when reality TV was supposed to
26:14
come to be. The College Bar Futurists are about to be like... Beginning
26:17
of that. 100%.
26:18
So a friend of mine from college, his name's Mike,
26:21
he moves out here and he gets
26:23
hired at CNN as a cameraman.
26:25
And one day Ron Howard comes in
26:27
and he's looking for cameramen who
26:30
also look good because they're going to be on camera
26:32
in this movie following Woody
26:34
Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey. And
26:36
he gets the gig. Boom. Like that's the... Like,
26:39
you know, that bullshit where you just got here 10 seconds
26:41
ago and you're already in a Ron Howard fucking movie. Like,
26:43
go fuck yourself.
26:45
So... I love when that happens. They're at a
26:48
little bit of a little aftershoot and
26:50
they're at Barney's Beanery in Hollywood. He's like, yo,
26:52
Woody wants to smoke weed. I told him you have
26:54
some weed. Come over. Let's smoke weed with Woody.
26:57
I said, boom. I jump in the car. I drive over.
27:00
And Woody goes outside. It's just three of us.
27:02
This homeless dude comes bouncing up to
27:04
Woody Harrelson. He's like, Woody Harrelson, give
27:07
me $20. And Woody goes, I'll tell
27:09
you what, I'll give you $20 right now. If
27:11
you can name three movies I've been in and
27:14
you see this dude's eyes like the fuck
27:16
up. He starts that, you know, that little run in place,
27:18
you know, you know, all the time. He's like, all right. He goes,
27:20
money train. And Woody Harrelson's like, that's one.
27:23
He goes, white man can't jump. He goes, that's two. And
27:25
he goes,
27:26
cowboy way. And Woody Harrelson
27:28
goes, how in the fuck do you know cowboy
27:30
way? And he goes, I slept underneath your billboard on sunset.
27:37
Woody Harrelson, that was $20 and
27:39
he rolled out. That was
27:41
fucking
27:41
great. That was fucking great.
27:44
That's fucking great. I
27:46
love it. So good.
27:48
I put my crab cakes in the freezer. Because
27:51
to get them colder faster. Is
27:54
that a bad idea? I don't know. I'm not about to
27:56
find out. I haven't been in there that
27:58
long. They're good. They've all been in like. 10 minutes.
28:01
I like to call
28:02
my friend for six minutes. She's like the
28:05
person who wants to do it. How oldies look good.
28:08
I don't live. Do you live by yourself? I live with
28:10
success. With what? Success. Oh,
28:13
where does she dance? I mean,
28:15
I like that. I didn't like this when I fell. I
28:17
was born by myself. She dances at the carwalk to Tiffany.
28:21
No one got that fucking banger of a fucking
28:23
joke. I live with success.
28:26
Oh, where did she dance? At
28:28
my house. At your car wash. She danced
28:31
in my heart.
28:33
You seem like, I feel like if
28:35
I was you, I would have a huge house and then
28:37
family living in there. But
28:44
then I go, I forget you're also just a regular
28:46
person. It's hard to separate. It really
28:48
is. To watch
28:51
you live your life, because it's all
28:53
over the place right now. And
28:56
then to separate the two and go, that's
28:58
the same
29:00
Tiffany. It really is
29:02
fucking crazy. Living in a little three bedroom house
29:04
with a hundred
29:06
square foot, maybe a little more
29:08
than a hundred square feet. I was going to say a little more than
29:10
that. How big is the current kid? A garden, my garden,
29:13
my garden. Bigger. Let
29:16
me see that. That's good. That's
29:18
not bad. You just
29:20
want to mold it so it cooks evenly through
29:22
there. That's nice.
29:25
That looks delicious. It looks good. Well
29:28
done. Bacon.
29:32
Mother fucker. Look at what Instagram
29:34
does. Come in here and get your flowers. Who just did
29:36
that? Noelle, get in
29:38
here. You just
29:40
made Tiffany Haddish's fucking night. Yeah, you did. Yeah,
29:43
you did. Let me help you. She
29:45
all right?
29:47
And
29:51
I washed my hands before I sat down. Unless
29:54
y'all want to see me wash my hands. No.
29:57
Is that a thing? No, some of you like it down. By
29:59
the way, I'll drink off your hand.
29:59
My hands dirty. We can breathe. Oh,
30:02
I got it, boo. Bird, have you ever
30:04
walked by a table with food left on
30:06
it and eaten food off that table? I was like, hang
30:08
on. I thought you were gonna say, have you ever walked by a table with
30:10
food left on it? No.
30:14
Have you ever eaten food off someone else's table? I
30:16
got fired from CDB.
30:18
It's fired. I got fired.
30:20
I got fired. I got my dad. It was
30:22
a big fight with me and my dad.
30:24
You didn't just do it
30:26
walking out of a spot. It was fried
30:28
green tomatoes and I hurriedly heard about them and they weren't
30:30
making them for us because
30:33
we worked there.
30:34
That's a lot of bacon to... No, no, no, no, no, no. On one
30:36
piece of shrimp. It's like putting fork
30:38
on the bone. You're not gonna feel it. You're
30:41
not gonna feel it. If you do tell them to get
30:43
it on the side. Hey, let me help you with the knife. No,
30:45
I'm not. Let me help you with the knife. Let me help
30:47
you with the knife.
30:50
Here, here's a knife. Okay.
30:54
Alright, now I'll fix this for you. Watch,
30:57
watch. This is what you do, Tiff. Ready? Girl,
31:00
like, oh, you did cut it.
31:01
Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. I
31:03
know it looked bigger to you because it was in my brown hands,
31:05
but it's not that big.
31:09
It wasn't that big. Okay.
31:12
Yeah, small hands. I got fired. And
31:14
my small brown hands. That was a lot. He
31:16
thought it was a lot. Hey, where's another
31:18
pan, Stace?
31:26
You know, I used to work at this retirement
31:28
community. They refused to call it an old age home.
31:31
Because them bitches was trying to fuck. No,
31:34
they were like, some of them were
31:36
healthy enough and stuff. So I was a busboy.
31:39
But the first part of my
31:41
evening was to show up to the kitchen.
31:44
You're passing me one up, correct. And I would get the meals
31:46
for the people who couldn't make it to the cafeteria, whether
31:49
they were disabled or just weren't going to dine
31:51
in this evening, you would deliver food to their
31:53
house. They called it
31:55
a cottage. And I started doing the same thing,
31:57
Bert. I was like, I figured out a little.
33:58
You're fucking... Get right
34:01
there. It's Christina Colano. Oh, you rich,
34:03
rich! Oh, you
34:05
super
34:06
rich! Oh, but he's in my pants. You got like,
34:09
you got the ice in the counter. That's
34:11
the first time I've seen that, too. Christina
34:13
put a cat, I was like, this ice is hot. You
34:15
got counter ice. I got counter ice! Counter
34:18
ice. Yo! You got
34:20
counter ice, bruh! He
34:23
ready! The one thing when I got money,
34:25
Leango is, what? Like, we're going to build
34:27
these kitchens out. What do you want in them? And
34:30
I said, here, let me get you more. And I said, I
34:32
want good fucking ice.
34:34
Because good ice will make you feel like you're really here. Amen.
34:37
Yeah! Good ice makes you feel rich. Give me ice and outlets.
34:40
Give me some mullagoe and outlets. I mean, my
34:42
ice still coming out of my refrigerator. I got to
34:44
step it up. I got to get some counter ice.
34:48
I'll tell you what, I got this ice,
34:50
right? I got, these are big block ice. I
34:53
got popcorn ice. Popcorn ice!
34:55
Yeah, popcorn ice is nice. That's the best. Yeah!
34:57
It's like the kind you get when you get a... Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A
35:00
ice. I got popcorn ice. I got cubed
35:03
ice. And
35:06
then I got rectangle ice. You
35:08
got all the ices. Rectangle's
35:10
my least favorite. Sometimes they
35:12
slide perfectly into drinking. And then you don't get
35:14
the tag of family. You got the big
35:16
rectangle ice? Well, I got those. That's the Japanese.
35:19
The ball ones. The ball ones. I don't
35:21
like them because it's like you're trying
35:23
to not
35:24
let a dick in your mouth. You're like,
35:26
well, how do I get this in? I
35:28
like it in the summertime because it cool your
35:31
lips. And then you breathe in cool air.
35:33
Oh, yeah.
35:34
In the summer, one of them big balls on
35:36
a big cube. Yeah. And you're doing like this.
35:39
It's like cool air coming in your nose,
35:41
cooling your lip. It feels so good.
35:43
And sometimes the ice hits your
35:45
lip just a little bit. And it's like a kiss.
35:49
A cool. Oof. Tsk,
35:51
tsk, tsk. What's the like, what's the hottest
35:55
you've ever been in your life? Do you have a point
35:57
where you remember just being the hottest you've ever
35:59
been? I feel like I'm gonna fucking die. So
36:02
many times. I mean, why are you
36:05
still living with my grandmother and her little row
36:07
home in Baltimore? We had no air condition. The same
36:09
thing. It's 100 and we used
36:11
to put a thermometer in the house and get up to like 106.
36:15
My dad did, he put this thing in called an
36:17
attic fan. Have you ever heard of an attic
36:19
fan? Where it sucks wind through a window. It
36:22
didn't work at all though. It's supposed to pull the
36:24
hot air up into the house and cool
36:26
the house down by just getting rid of the hot air, but it
36:28
didn't work at all. Those attic fans,
36:30
I lived, so I lived
36:32
in an attic one time that had an attic fan and they'd
36:35
turn it on and you'd
36:37
get all the fucking hot air from there. Yeah,
36:39
yeah. Damn. That's
36:43
probably
36:43
the hottest you've ever been. Just the hottest you've
36:46
ever been. You was probably so skinny. 165 degrees
36:48
up there.
36:49
That was so
36:51
funny. Super skinny. He's
36:55
always dehydrated. Po,
36:57
baby. That's what you sure
36:59
was. I
37:00
think the hottest I've ever been,
37:02
I don't know, I've been to California most of my
37:04
life, so I would say
37:07
when I went to New Orleans for the first time,
37:09
I've never
37:11
been hot like that. I've been in that dry
37:14
heat like in like Palmdale or in Nevada,
37:16
that Lancaster heat, whatever, but I
37:19
thought I was going to die. I thought I was going to drown
37:21
in, like I thought I was
37:22
going to boil to death. But
37:25
we're just standing here and I feel like I'm
37:28
in the ocean, like I'm drowning
37:31
in my own sweat.
37:34
It's like wearing somebody else's skin,
37:36
that fucking humidity. That humidity
37:39
plus the heat, man, I don't know. I
37:43
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39:25
Is there supposed to be heat under the shrimp? Not
39:28
yet. I'm letting them soak in that grease. There's
39:30
fucking water over here as a soldier.
39:32
This son of a bitch won't boil over a God bear
39:35
today. It's boiling. But he don't have it on super
39:37
high. I don't have it on super high. It's not centered.
39:39
He got it on center. It's not centered. It's
39:41
not centered but he also doesn't have
39:43
it on um. Here we go. We're about
39:45
to cook this bitch up. He don't got it on the hottest
39:48
of cavities. Here we go. But now we
39:50
get ready to stir some grits. Stir
39:53
some grits. Put in some cheese. Did
39:55
you put some?
39:55
Put in some seasoning. What kind of cheese
39:58
do you use for your grits? I do. Uh,
40:01
Cheddar. Can I tell you my favorite
40:04
cheese is American cheese? I'm trapped.
40:06
I'm with you. You can't have American cheese too, especially
40:08
government American cheese. American
40:11
government cheese is my favorite. Did
40:14
you ever have that? Mm-mm. You never
40:16
had American government cheese? I do
40:18
not believe I have. You ever had a government
40:20
cheese? I'm going to craft singles of pride at the same
40:22
day. Tiffany, I grew up with a little bit
40:25
of privilege. Okay. Not a
40:27
ton. Like, not a ton, but I think if you... I
40:29
think if you saw a highlight reel
40:31
of my childhood, you'd be like, oh, that must have been
40:33
nice. Yeah. I
40:40
can't deny it. It's silly
40:43
to deny it, because you watch
40:45
people go... You watch people try to lie
40:47
about it and go, no, I had it tough.
40:50
And then you're like, no, you didn't. These
40:53
grits are going to be done pretty quick, huh? Yeah, they
40:56
don't take long. So
40:58
you can put the cheese in now?
41:01
I'm going to
41:03
turn it on a very low simmer and get it taken
41:05
off. Yeah, you probably have to turn it on. You can take them off.
41:08
I would agree with that. Yeah, and let it
41:10
sit for just like a minute or two. And
41:12
we've got shrimp with bacon in the oven, crab cakes
41:14
in the oven. Crab cakes in the oven. Everything's about to be played. Britz
41:17
are going. Shrimp's about to hit last.
41:20
They press it for
41:20
like one minute. I should
41:22
put the cheese in now, huh? Mm-hmm. With
41:25
some seasoning. And all that.
41:28
You need a top to this. Do you have a top to this, do you think? I'm
41:30
just going to do this. Watch this. Put
41:32
a plate on it.
41:34
That's what I would do. Perfect.
41:38
That's a damn good one. You have to turn your fire off, though. Turn the fire
41:40
off. I got it. Okay. All
41:43
right. Shrimp.
41:44
Shrimp's almost fucking done. Does
41:47
it make me gay if I hook up with somebody
41:49
that was born a man, but then they
41:51
turn into a woman, but they keep their penis, and
41:54
I get pregnant by them?
41:55
Nope. First
41:58
of all, I think gay is a slippery slope. these
42:00
days. I think there's a lot of shit you can do
42:02
that people don't think is gay anymore. Oh,
42:04
yeah. And so, uh, so I'm just saying,
42:07
if they, so will we both be the mama
42:09
or
42:09
would I
42:12
just, I'd be the mama and they ain't a daddy, but
42:14
they the mama daddy. No,
42:17
you know, if you birth, I'm
42:19
not getting into there. I
42:23
did a podcast with a woman named Rachel Hollis and
42:26
she was talking
42:27
about periods, but she didn't want to offend people.
42:30
So she was calling women
42:33
just referring to them as to make it clear
42:36
bleeders. If you're a leader. Yeah,
42:38
that's I hate that.
42:39
That's what I'm saying. Like, I hate that. Like, cause
42:42
what if it would have been a minute, they make something
42:45
where if you do say I'm a woman
42:47
all the way,
42:47
you do that.
42:50
I mean, if you get transplan, you can transplant
42:53
some ovaries
42:55
and a uterus. If you can do that,
42:59
I would get on that operation immediately
43:01
and start having more kids. You, you would
43:04
do it. I
43:09
thought you meant that. Would you do it right now?
43:12
What if you could have a kid, another kid right
43:14
now? Okay,
43:17
I got a proposition for you, Brett. How
43:23
much to buy one of your eggs? I
43:26
hear eggs myself. I have
43:27
put, let me tell you something. I
43:29
had donated eggs, but they paid
43:31
me $10,000. I don't know how I donate
43:33
them. I feel like I sold them. Wait,
43:35
you donated them to, I
43:36
feel like I sold them because they gave me $10,000 to science.
43:41
No, to a, to a fertility clinic.
43:45
Are you serious? So hold on. I have Orange County.
43:47
Wait a second. Is that, so
43:50
if someone has a baby with
43:52
that egg, I
43:54
was supposed to get five more thousand dollars. Hold
43:56
on. I'm not even talking about the money. If you, someone
43:59
you- Her baby. Is
44:01
that your baby? The same way if we donated
44:03
sperm to someone, they have a child, that's our
44:05
baby, technically. Is that the same? I'm
44:08
ignorant to a lot of things, but if you're donating an
44:11
egg and that person has a baby with that egg,
44:14
is that DNA still yours? Later,
44:16
would they be able to test down the line and match back
44:18
to you? Of course, of course. That's fucking wild.
44:21
So someone has a child?
44:23
Not because I've never got my $5,000 more dollars. No,
44:26
I bet you're right. And they got 28.
44:28
You gave them 20 bucks? I
44:32
need that money. 10 an egg? 10 an
44:34
egg? Uh-uh. 10 for 20? Yeah,
44:38
I like that. 10 for fucking 20.
44:41
It was not that, it was literally flat
44:44
right 10, but let's go
44:46
with 10 an egg, yeah. But if one took,
44:49
then it was a plus five? Yeah,
44:51
so it was $10,000. Yeah, escalators in the clause. That's
44:55
fucking great. And you never got the five,
44:57
so you have to assume they never had a baby. Nobody got
44:59
none of my eggs. And then I went over
45:01
there to check it out like a year ago.
45:05
What do you mean, where do you go? I went back over
45:07
there where I ate my eggs, I was just to see if
45:09
they were still there. What do you mean
45:11
to see if they're still there? What do you mean,
45:13
you can go see? I went to
45:15
see if my eggs was there. Were they there?
45:18
No. What do you mean, no? They
45:21
was gone. It turned into
45:23
a mental health facility. Where the
45:25
fuck are your eggs? I don't know. You
45:27
just got random eggs out there, moved from a facility
45:30
that you no longer know where.
45:31
They probably did, that was over 20 years ago, bro.
45:34
This is the only time I've ever been bummed
45:36
that I'm not listening to a conversation. If
45:39
I'm not mistaken, you sold eggs to a mental
45:41
facility? Yeah, that's about right. That's
45:44
pretty accurate. They barreled. That
45:46
fucking sounds like it. It ain't farreled.
45:51
All right, I think we're really
45:53
close. I was 21, bro. I'm not judging you at
45:55
all, I just want to understand how it works. Thank
45:58
you. Y'all say y'all. Listen.
45:59
Hold on, same age. I
46:02
can't sell my sperm for 25 bucks. Give
46:05
us money I had in high school. I called 21 places
46:09
to donate my sperm. Nobody wanted it. My
46:11
grandmother. What, you called your grandmother?
46:14
My grandmother was pissed because she was saying
46:16
the whole time, these are still your children
46:18
if you do this, I'm against this. But I was like,
46:20
I need the fucking money. But what I learned in
46:22
doing that is that you can't
46:25
donate sperm more than two times
46:27
in a certain mile radius. Yeah,
46:29
because
46:29
even though it's not probable,
46:32
it's possible those two humans could
46:34
get together and then unbeknown to them
46:36
have, you know, incest
46:38
babies. Funny with that. And
46:40
I was like, well, there goes the money. Oh, you know that dude right
46:42
now with that dude, he got like 800 kids or something. And
46:44
he's a doctor. He was a doctor at this fertility
46:47
clinic. And he was just, anytime anyone wanted
46:49
to get pregnant, he just gave him his sperm and then Johnny
46:51
Appleseed at his whole town.
46:53
And they're all related? They're all related. No.
46:57
And his community. Yeah, that's fucking
46:59
I was like, oh, damn, is he
47:01
black? No, he's a white guy. Oh,
47:03
well, same shit. He's
47:06
dead. You see them. What are
47:08
you looking at? The shrimp over there. But
47:10
it's gonna be delicious. It's gonna be good. Is that an apple
47:13
time? Yeah. I came out of nowhere.
47:16
It's gonna be, it's gonna be, you guys, we have enough for
47:18
you want to try one? Yeah,
47:23
of course.
47:24
Thanks. Because
47:26
we're hungry. To throw together here, it came out. Look at these
47:28
little tongs we got. Here,
47:31
I'll put them over. Oh, fuck. Oh, well,
47:33
that one's. That's all good. They ain't
47:35
that juicy. They look good. You know what they say about
47:37
the shrimp? They say they the roaches of the sea. Yeah.
47:40
Yeah. Let's eat them up. In that
47:42
case, serve me a fucking roach. So we about to go to the bottom of the room. I
47:44
can't wait. You are what you need. Get ready for the
47:46
bottom of the room. Get ready for the bottom of the room. Bring it
47:48
out. I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna eat
47:51
it. I'm gonna eat
47:51
it. I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna
47:54
eat it. Give it up. I
47:56
got a peasants pallet. I'm ready. I
47:58
got a peasants pallet. name of a fucking
48:00
cooking show. Oh,
48:04
thank you. Mm
48:07
hmm. That's damn
48:10
good. What? That's what
48:13
I didn't make. Are
48:15
you cooked? Ready for I'm gonna plate it. I'm gonna plate it. Here
48:18
we go. I'm gonna plate it. That's
48:20
all right. Fucking great. We got
48:29
grits.
48:33
Oh shit. Yeah,
48:37
right. God damn that bacon is good. Okay.
48:39
I feel like the trap eggs could be cooked a little
48:41
longer. You think? I don't know. They look pretty
48:43
good to me. Okay. There
48:47
we go. Now we
48:49
got, this
48:52
is what I'm gonna do.
48:53
A smattering of
48:56
these shrimps on here.
49:02
I'm over here sinning. Sinning.
49:07
No, you can put some regular ones. Here, wait, try some
49:09
regular ones. And then what you gonna do with
49:11
the crab cake? And then hold on, hold on. You're
49:14
gonna go like this. Got about the bacon bits.
49:16
Shame on me. This fucking
49:19
looks fantastic.
49:19
It
49:22
looks good, right? It looks good. Hold on. It
49:24
got better. It got better, Ryan. It's
49:26
better. It's better. Okay.
49:32
See, that's how you get
49:34
your titties sucked. Damn.
49:44
Oh shit. And
49:47
those crab cakes, shrimp
49:49
and grits here. Get rid of the,
49:52
you gotta get a shot
49:54
of that. I'm gonna take. Yes.
49:58
And then.
49:59
So I'm gonna do it. I don't have another pole like
50:02
that. Here, check in here. Yeah,
50:04
because these are the ones with the bacon. Cheers. Cheers.
50:06
Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Bon appétit. Cheers.
50:09
Bon appétit. Here, let's get the whole bacon. Bon appétit. Bon appétit.
50:12
Yeah. Get that out of here.
50:15
I'm gonna bite all of
50:17
it at once. All right. That's it. Try
50:19
to... Grab cake.
50:22
Whoa. Okay.
50:24
Okay. That's
50:29
pretty fucking good. That's
50:31
pretty... The fucking shrimp. It's really good.
50:36
It's really good. Baby. Mmm.
50:40
You're just right, dude. Did
50:44
I surprise you? Mmm. Bye.
50:47
Yeah. It's fucking delicious.
50:50
It is, dude. This is fucking delicious. And
50:52
I'm... Oh, I'm getting my bacon shrimp
50:55
right now. I'm gonna tell you right now, it's better
50:57
than the hummus. Ha ha
50:59
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
51:02
ha ha.
51:06
It is better than the hummus. Mmm
51:08
hmm. Oh my God. I
51:13
am proud of you. You
51:16
are talented. Yeah,
51:19
I do. You are kind. You
51:22
are a star. You shine.
51:25
Oh, I say it all. I'm drinking
51:27
it in, Tiff. And your food
51:29
makes me happy. Mmm. Ah.
51:32
You're only using my cook. Thank
51:36
you. That is fucking great. This is my dinner tonight,
51:38
dude. This is fucking great. It's fucking
51:40
great. I'm not eating anything when I go home.
51:43
I'm gonna have to cancel that date I was supposed to
51:45
go home. Who's going out with tonight?
51:48
Somebody. Somebody. I
51:50
hear, man. Anyone
51:53
we know? No. No.
51:56
I like small business owners.
52:01
Are you doing Haunted Mansion with Rosario? Yeah,
52:04
that's coming out. I just saw the trailer for that today.
52:07
It's got Owen Wilson, Rosario Dawson,
52:10
you... Wait, is that off Disney?
52:12
Danny DeVito, Lakeith Stanfield,
52:15
yes. Shut the f... Tiff,
52:17
that's fucking huge. That's a big
52:19
deal. Yeah, congrats. That's
52:21
a big deal. What other projects you got
52:23
coming out? I have After
52:26
Party season two coming out July 18th. There's
52:29
a Landscape of the Invisible Hand coming
52:31
out, I believe August 18th?
52:33
Oh my God. Or August 8th. And
52:36
then there's another movie
52:39
called Back on the Strip that's coming out at
52:41
the end of August. You're the busiest woman show
52:43
business. No, I'm not. But
52:46
I do have my album dropping this summer.
52:49
You have an album dropping on? What's your album? No,
52:51
it's She Ready Music. She Ready Music?
52:53
Ryan, you just made your own special. I
52:56
did. I directed and produced my own special.
52:58
It's called Lefty Sun, thank you. It's on my
53:00
YouTube. Go check it out and just come see
53:02
me on tour. Tickets are available at ryancichler.com. See, he
53:05
said not himself in his name, Winnie.
53:10
Subscribe to the podcast, The Honeydew. Have you done The
53:12
Honeydew? No. Tiff,
53:15
it is the best podcast out there. His
53:17
podcast
53:17
legit gets views and
53:19
is fuck the best interviews
53:22
you've ever done. Why the fuck am I here?
53:28
This is a fantastic episode. Very well done.
53:30
Thank you so fucking much. I'm beyond impressed. Tiff,
53:32
I love you. We'll be on the road together for full of that. Are
53:34
you coming to the premiere? Did they hit you up? Wendy's.
53:38
Wendy, who's Wendy? Premier what?
53:39
Hey, this is a great episode. Thank you guys
53:41
so much. I love you. I love you, brother. Love
53:43
you. Thank you. Cheers.
53:46
I love you. I love you. I
53:49
love you. I love you. I love
53:51
you. I love you. I love you.
53:53
I love you. I love
53:55
you. Thank you. Cheers. Awesome
53:58
job, guys.
54:17
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